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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South of Heaven
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The 2nd one was hilarious. Thanks for posting!
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I followed a cute chick out of a Baja Fresh one day. I watch her get into her new VW Beetle and continue to watch as she drives forward - only to get stuck on a parking block. At this point I thought she'd put it into reverse and go on her way.... Nope, she guns it, car lurches forward and lodges on the parking block in front of the first block. She ends up driving off - doesn't even get out to check her car. Two parking blocks!!! Doesn't matter how cute you are, WTF are you thinking!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Saw one just yesterday. It was wet and drizzling, around afternoon rush hour. She approached a 4 way stop in her SUV and even though there were other cars approaching from other directions or already stopped, she kept going without even attempting to stop and did a freaking u turn in the middle of the intersection without even looking. One car had already entered the intersection and had to slam on the brakes to stop in time and this woman driver missed his front bumper by inches and it looked like she never even noticed. She pulled down the street a little ways and parked and got out of the SUV.
She actually looked startled and shocked as I stopped to explain that she was a slang term often used to describe the female anatomy and that she was pitifully lacking in the intelligence department. |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sterling, VA
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A friend is setting up some skid pad sessions in a month or two and invited us to attend. I've been trying to get my wife out to some kind of instructional event so I think this is a good start.
I was explaining to her how the whole skidpad thing works. When I said "...and then we'll make you lose control of the car." She looked at me and said "You're going to make me apply make-up?" I laughed. ![]() BB.
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