Just being Milt is tough enough.

What about Oral and Anal Roberts?

I actually went to school with an Edward E. Ward (we presented him with the prestigious "Edward E. Ward Award" at graduation) and a Jennifer Eric (Jenn + Eric = "Generic").

Dumb parents.

Another one I can't stand is parents who name their kids "cute" sounding baby names. Unfortunately those cute little babies eventually grow up into adults who are going to try to make it in the hard real world. Tough to do when you're named "Buffy" or "Pebbles" or "Chip" or "Muffy" or "Candi". Unless they're going to be in porn.

I loathe the names "Trevor" and "Tyler" too. Jee-zus Tapdancing Christ are these parents trying to turn their kids gay and make them start "boy bands"?

I occasionally get email traffic at work from Gay Cox. Must.....not.....reply......

Jerry Robinson, the goofy orthodontist on The Bob Newhart Show?


Peter Bonerz

I knew a Harry Kok(pronounced cock) and his brother's name was Dick. I schit you not.

had an employee applicant named: Placenta roberts same time we were working a girl named Strawberry Pancake. I've had a whole slew of stupid names over the years.

Jack Meehoff

I've posted before about some of the crazy names of people I've known (Penny Nichols, Barry Hatchett, etc). Working in movies and TV, we do police stations, hospitals, etc and have to fill out the "dry erase boards' for set dressing (patient lists, detectives cases). Some of the names Phil McCracken, Hugh Jass, Hugh Jorgen, Dick Fitzwell, Skip Towne, Dick Gazinya, Seymour Kooch, Betty Nailzer, etc. Look for them in the background on your favorite show.

So where does "Zoltan" fall?!?

:eek:

Talked to Richard Moran today. And a Ocean. That was her first name.

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I went with some girls when I was lets say younger. Dian Goodhead and
Sandy LeFlesh if I had that last name I would have had boys.


Steve

Well this is a no brainer.

!. Degenerate, third class dumb f&^$ have kids

2. Name kids dumb ***** names because of said state of being in #1.

3. Kids grow up *****ty, again because of said state of parents in #1.

4. Kids commit crimes, because of #3.

Mother always used to complain to her friends that she had a throughly a$$ backwards son that just couldn't do anything right. Even at Two years old Mother wanted me to read Nizesche and if I couldn't explain the dialectic to her at dinner she would smack me across the head saying "Get your facts straight boy." So ya might say I learned real early that ya better learn to tap dance real fast or get your noggin smacked. Anyway one day Mother just started calling me TABS for short.

Sam Giancana,
Sammy the Bull.
Son of Sam,
Sammy the Troll.....

The list of sleazebags goes on and on.....

We have some interesting nick names at work from the old days. One guy is 'pecker'. At a company function my boss went to introduce 'pecker' and family to his wife when he realized he didn't know his real name.

Pecker took the lead and introduced himself as 'pecker', his wife as 'mrs pecker', his son as 'little pecker', and his daughter as 'pecker less'.

True story.

Steven LeFlesh would be a good one.

At school there were 2 girls who's names were next to each other in roll call, they were :

Wendy Allcock
Anna Balls

I kid you not!!

School must be difficult, but then ( for some) comes basic training and the
oh-so-kind-and-caring ...DRILL INSTRUCTORS!

We had a guy in boot camp named - Ben (Benjamin) Dover.

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Not name related but: one guy had a skin condition. It caused blotchy, pale/pinkish patches on his face/arms/body.

One D.I. quickly pronounced him; " Private Pinto" !

when i left the hospital when my daughter was born, there were 3 babies that were named
treymea
treymia
treymo