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Rusty Heap 02-03-2009 09:57 AM
The new Apple iTit
 
Apple does it again...



Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a digital computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

:D

jyl 02-03-2009 02:19 PM
Here is a spy shot

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1233703177.jpg

Rusty Heap 02-03-2009 04:54 PM
I've heard Apple is milking this product for all it's worth.

I'm sure it has some outstanding points!


Add ons are a silicon case in different colors?

URY914 02-03-2009 05:02 PM
They come in pairs and have a carry case that they are calling a "Bra".

trekkor 02-03-2009 05:04 PM
Don't be a boob...


KT

porsche4life 02-03-2009 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jyl (Post 4462347)
I have a red one of those.

bell 02-03-2009 05:29 PM
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Zeke 02-03-2009 05:30 PM
I feel this thread could lead up to something.

BGCarrera32 02-03-2009 06:40 PM
Please keep us abreast of any new developments.

nostatic 02-03-2009 06:51 PM
rack up another win for Apple

Dennis Kalma 02-03-2009 07:27 PM
The only downer is that they are going back to dual floppies....

D.

cstreit 02-03-2009 07:43 PM
They're expanding the mammary though...

nostatic 02-03-2009 07:45 PM
I guess Apple finally did go bust.

madcorgi 02-03-2009 08:18 PM
Good points, everyone.

widgeon13 02-04-2009 02:54 AM
I suppose business will sag after a while.

livi 02-04-2009 02:58 AM
How does it work. Do you change program by turning the nipple?

jyl 02-04-2009 04:03 AM
Biting it.

jyl 02-04-2009 04:06 AM
Only one?

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Dennis Kalma 02-04-2009 04:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by livi (Post 4463405)
How does it work. Do you change program by turning the nipple?
Yes, but they are mouth activated with a special extension feature when used.....

D.

phoenix_iii 02-04-2009 05:35 AM
This keeps in line with Apples firm yet pliable business plan.
SmileWavy


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