What Are You Giving Your S.O. for Valentine's Day?

[ikarcuaso]

I've just made dinner reservations at this point. What's your plan?

[TerryH]

herpes









I got her a small bronze dog for her collection. She pined for it a while back, but we decided it was too expensive. Of course she'll flip and I'll be the studmuffin.

[varmint]

Me and about ten other losers are standing in line at the flower shop. The sun is going down, and there's a feeling of desperation and impatience. We shuffle forward slowly in line. Why does this holiday always sneak up on us?

The owner's chihauhua trots out from behind the counter. He walks along the line of customers, giving each one a casual sniif. Eventualy he makes his way to the eight foot high pyramid a teddy bears in the corner. He bites one around the neck and drags it out to the center of the shop. We all watch in silence as he proceeds to hump the bejeezus out of the bear. Five minutes, ten minutes, time seems to slow as he goes to town on the stuffed animal. The store owner gets up with a grunt. Walks over to the dog... "Bad Pepe. A thousand times I tell you no!" she picks up the teddy bear, having to peel the dog off, and stuffs it back in the pyramid.

Some girl got the best Valentine's Day present ever.

[nostatic]

i have no idea

[Gogar]

Size 10.5 SHOE in the ass. With the $75 I'll save by not buying flowers I'll sandblast my GasBurners. Feels mighty fine, I must say.

[rattlsnak]

Originally Posted by Gogar

Size 10.5 in the ass. With the $75 I'll save by not buying flowers I'll sandblast my GasBurners. Feels mighty fine, I must say.

I hope you're talking about your shoe?

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by rattlsnak

I hope you're talking about your shoe?

Oh, man, that's harsh. I think I'm gonna edit.

[slakjaw]

I am single so I get to do whatever I want

[porsche4life]

Me and the g/f decided to not do gifts. Still gonna get her flowers but no useless crap. Just wish there was a decent restaurant in this town.

[Noah930]

Christ, is it Valentine's, already?! Wasn't it just Christmas a couple weeks ago?

[Axeman]

We don't do Valentine, neither one of us likes the "commercial" aspect of it.

[jeffgrant]

Originally Posted by axeman

we don't do valentine, neither one of us likes the "commercial" aspect of it.

+1

[widgeon13]

"dickinabox" what else?

[azasadny]

Dinner at a local Japanese restaurant...

[Jim Richards]

What Are You Giving Your S.O. for Valentine's Day?

What she's always wanted...a paid off mortgage.

[billyboy]

[targa911S]

6"

[exc911ence]

Originally Posted by jeffgrant

+1

+2

[rammstein]

A (hopefully) still-employed husband.

[Tishabet]

Originally Posted by exc911ence

+2

+3

Originally Posted by targa911s

6''

+3''