Originally Posted by Idiot Board Rules
1. Don't be a troll.
2. This is not an IM convo. Do not use smileys, make an effort to spell words correctly, and use standard English. We aren't grammar Nazi's, but we do require some level of intelligence in the discourse.
3. Before you start posting, lurk for awhile. Hang out, read a bit and figure out the customs and tone of the people. This place can be a lot of fun and pretty entertaining if you take the time to figure it out. If you just barge in and expect to do things your way, you probably won't be here long.
4. Do your homework and use the search function to look for an answer before asking for advice or information. There is a strong chance the topic has already been covered once, if not multiple times.
5. You are welcome to flirt with anyone you want, and if you meet someone off this board, good for you, but DO NOT threaten or stalk or in any way give unwanted or weird attention to any of the women on this board. I like having girls here and tolerate the guys only barely. And if you are a hot girl, I politely request that you first sleep with me before moving on to other people, though obviously you don't have to.
6. BE YOURSELF. Do not lie, pose, front--whatever. No one will look down on you for being a nerd or gay or something else I am not, but everyone will hate you if you lie. Don't do it.
7. This is important, because it became a real problem on the old board: If this board becomes your social life and you start living through here, I will ban you. This place is meant as entertainment for me and my friends and is intended to give people a fun diversion from work or school. IT IS NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR A NORMAL SOCIAL LIFE. Seriously people, if you become one of those gossipy whores/dorks that lived and died for drama on the old board, I will not hesitate to get rid of you. Have fun, but do not base your social life around this place.
8. NO POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS. The Idiot Board is about drinking, ****ing, having fun, pop culture, sports, etc--all topics that divert and entertain. There are plenty of places to discuss serious political and social issues, but this particular section is NOT the place.
9. The most valued asset here is not looks or coolness, but funny. If you write funny posts, you can do just about anything.
This is a good statement of the general theme of the board by one of the admins, mrjake:
"This board has a higher degree of very intelligent, literate posters (especially amongst the mods) than just about any other messageboard I've ever seen. My IQ easily qualifies me for Mensa (although I have no interest), and I consider myself one of the more middling intellects amongst the mods. You are dealing with people who are in the top 2 percentile of minds (well, some of them).
As such, the mods, and the people who come here because there is intelligent life here, are not apt to suffer fools. We have college professors, engineers, lawyers, doctors, professional writers, and people engaged in just about every other intellectual pursuit you can imagine. Furthermore, many of these people are highly skilled achievers and appreciate competence above all else.
If you expect to come here, spout idiotic opinions, write poorly, or just otherwise make an ass of yourself, don't expect to be mollycoddled. If you are not smart, not funny, or simply don't add to the collective discourse, you will be beaten like a Russian bride and sent on your way.
This is not quashing dissent. This is the cold boot of failure kicking you straight between the eyes. Just because the American educational system has taught you that everybody is a winner, and that you have some twisted right to have your opinion not only heard, but respected, doesn't make it true.
Frankly, some of you need to be told that, objectively, you suck. And if you do, it will happen here. You have been warned."
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