The secret to long life...

[Racerbvd]

The secret to long life...







A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting
on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I
couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"





"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I
smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack
Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills,
get laid, and don't exercise at all."




"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"




"Thirty-four," she replied.

[slakjaw]

lmao

[slakjaw]

I know a chick who is 29 but could pass for mid to late 40's she is a drug addict and an alcoholic

[t951]

Originally Posted by slakjaw

I know a chick who is 29 but could pass for mid to late 40's she is a drug addict and an alcoholic

Same here. She used to quite a looker too! Then she got catcher's face mitt from smoking so much.....then it got worse. She got on meth. She is truly the definition of a meth-head.

From a chick that we used to gawk at when she got to the office, to a woman that we see in town and think, "what a shame".

[Zef]

Naaaahh...she got too much sex IMO...!...Or may be not enough....!

[Por_sha911]

[onlycafe]

george burns lived to be 100 years old, and he looked better than that after he died.

[Bill Douglas]

The strange thing is, if they get off the booze and the cigarettes their looks often/may come back. A beautiful girl I knew in school days later turned into a heroin addict and looked like a corpse but she got off the drugs, sure her liver is knackered, but she's beautiful again.