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The Night of April 1st

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 71 years old.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring
evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in
years!

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off .
And that's when I shot him ............ the little bastard.

I am crewing for a LeMons team this weekend at CMP. It's a long drive (8 hrs each way) and there was a bit of drama making all the arrangements to go. But I am bringing the tail for the car and everythign was all set.

Then I got a message today, sent by the car owner to the whole crew: "Sorry we broke the car, LeMons is OFF."

About five minutes later, I got the "I ain't buyin it, April Fools right?" message somebody sent around behind the first.

But for that ten minutes, I bought it hook, line & sinker - got me but GOOD.

I am working on a way to exact my revenge this weekend......

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 4581182)

Just my annual...place a strong magnet in an empty soft drink cup...the lid and straw intact. Place on the roof of your car, drive slowly around town. Smile & wave when people try to get your attention.

I drove down the freeway a few years ago. :D It was from your idea. It was a 45 minute drive from work to home. While on the surface streets, I was at a stop light and a guy rolled past me in the next lane, then his reverse lights went on and he backed up - started to point at my roof. I could not keep a straight face.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1144382441.jpg
The thread from that one. :D
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/275781-my-little-joke.html?highlight=magnet

Quote:

Originally Posted by VroomGrrl (Post 4582012)

I am working on a way to extract my revenge this weekend......

Loosen their lugnuts in the pits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by billwagnon (Post 4581292)

I once "exploded" the trim around a window with that expanding foam. The trim board split in two and ripped out the screws attaching it to the stud.

I would expect a similar effect on a car.

It appears they were just completing the "stunt". I can only imagine the windshield popped out as the stuff hardened/expanded. If it weren't so far from home, I would've came back with my camera. I'm kicking myself now for not doing so. I was like :eek: and dying to ask them if they knew what that stuff was like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by slodave (Post 4582027)

The beauty is...this one works...year after year after year. And nobody gets hurt or saddened...