Find your 'Blues Name'
 

Gotta love this:

From the first list, take the name using the initial of your first name.

From the second list, do the same with your middle name.

From the third, your last name.

First List
A=Fat; B=Muddy ; C=Crippled; D=Old; E=Texas; F=Hollerin'; G=Ugly;
H=Brown; I=Happy; J=Boney; K=Curly; L=Pretty; M=Jailhouse;
N=Peg Leg; O=Red; P=Sleepy; Q=Bald; R=Skinny; S=Blind; T=Big;
U=Yella; V=Toothless; W=Screamin'; X=Fat Boy; Y=Washboard;
Z=Steel-Eye

Second List
A=Bones; B=Money; C=Harp; D=Legs; E=Eyes; F=Lemon; G=Killer;
H=Hips; I=Lips; J=Fingers; K=Boy; L=Liver; M=Gumbo; N=Foot;
O=Mama; P=Back; Q=Duke; R=Dog; S=Bad Boy; T=Baby; U=Chicken;V=Pickles; W=Sugar; X=Cracker; Y=Tooth; Z=Smoke

Third List
A=Jackson; B=McGee; C=Hopkins; D=Dupree; E=Green; F=Brown;
G=Jones; H=Rivers; I=Malone; J=Washington; K=Smith; L=Parker;
M=Lee; N=Thompkins; O=King; P=Bradley; Q=Hawkins; R=Jefferson;
S=Davis; T=Franklin; U=White; V=Jenkins; W=Bailey; X=Johnson;
Y=Blue; Z=Allison

Respectfully submitted,

Jailhouse Legs Jefferson :D

Muddy Pickles Dupree is in the house tonight:cool:

Sleepy Bad-Boy Lee.

I'm ridin' with the King.

Old Dog Dupree.

I'll be covering Robert Johnson and Stevie Ray.

Sleepy Legs Jefferson on the slide guitfiddle

Ugly Killer Davies, I like it!

Yo, Sleepy Legs Jefferson ?? We must be Husbands in Law :D

(Jailhouse Legs Jefferson on the banjo and tenor guitar tonight...)

Muddy Eyes Smith.....

How did my eyes get so muddy?

Jailhouse Legs Lee

Skinny eyes Jenkins here, Sounds like I should be opening for Johnny Rotten.

Jailhouse Gumbo Parker. Dead sexy, baby!

Jailhouse Sugar.... I'll leave it at that. :eek:

Well this is just silly.

Happy Legs Lee

Curly Money Davis, Hmm..

88 Targa

Muddy Harp McGee laying it down.......

Feel a little sorry for Ol' Crippled Cracker Johnson...

Blind Pickles Lee. Hmm, not so sure about this.

Curly Eyes Bailey

Old Killer Jefferson

My Son is Boney Badboy Lee...in the pocket, Fellas.

On bass geetar.

on the washboard is "Boney dog Mcgee"

Old Fingers Parker here.

( I think I like my real blues name better)

Crippled Gumbo Smith? I'd rather be Clarence Gatemouth Brown.

Boney Harp Bradley.:D

Boney Killer Brown killin y'all

Skinny Hips Lee is in the house ;)

Texas Baby Jackson 'yall http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/loki8.gif

Big Harp Jones here, harp is a well known euphemism for penis among bluesmen, only the uninformed think it refers to harmonicas, which means Dueller has a boney boner

Oh mannn,

Boney BONES Rivers here :*(.

Oh man, I dig the blues. But I ain’t getting any where with..."Ugly Liver Franklin”!

But “Liver Ugly Franklin” would work in Louisiana.
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Boney Baby Brown

(but as I youngster I had picked the name Visually Impaired Citrus Fruit Johnson).

Jay

Jailhouse Bad Boy Jones here...

Ugly Harp Mcgee

The Jacksons

Texas Bones Jackson (me)
Pretty Bones Jackson (wife)
Skinny Liver Jackson (son)

Ya beat me to it. ;)

Boney Back Bradley

If I got to choose a witness protection name, that'd be it.

JP

Jailhouse Bones Washington

Boney Bones Franklin