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red-beard 05-01-2009 06:20 AM

The Evil Red-Beard
 
Well, I've quit shaving the part of my face that keeps breaking out. So, I have a 'Spock' style, Van Dyke.

Yep, I am now the evil Red-Beard. mmmm. I'm feeling it!

The Gaijin 05-01-2009 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4638445)

Yep, I am now the evil Red-Beard. mmmm. I'm feeling it!

The Anglo-Saxon genes play a part..:rolleyes:

slakjaw 05-01-2009 06:45 AM

What will be your first act of red-beard evil?

Porsche-O-Phile 05-01-2009 08:03 AM

Pics or ban.

red-beard 05-01-2009 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 4638625)
Pics or ban.


Seriously? :eek:

nostatic 05-01-2009 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4638785)
Seriously? :eek:

he was joking

HE WAS JOKING!!!

for the love of god...I've met red-beard. :p

red-beard 05-01-2009 09:51 AM

it should have been green

The Gaijin 05-01-2009 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4638445)
Well, I've quit shaving the part of my face that keeps breaking out.

Red-Man: You some good aftershave!:D

red-beard 05-01-2009 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 4638486)
What will be your first act of red-beard evil?

Strangely enough, one of the endearments I use with my wife is 'Pinky'...

So, obviously, the same thing we do everynight,

Try to take over the world!

nostatic 05-01-2009 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4638839)
it should have been green

we all would have been after the pic

red-beard 05-01-2009 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 4638625)
Pics or ban.


OK, you asked for it...

































































http://www.galaide.org/old_weblog/image/spock.jpg

And yep, the beard is red. Sorry, it took me a while to find my old uniform.

kach22i 05-01-2009 10:02 AM

Women will treat you like a bum, except your wife which will love that other women are scorning you and not flirting with you.

nostatic 05-01-2009 10:08 AM

yikes, they're already turning green

http://blog.nj.com/whitty/2007/11/large_green.jpg

red-beard 05-01-2009 01:23 PM

I could deal with an Orion slave girl. I have an ap for that...

slakjaw 05-01-2009 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4639165)
I could deal with an Orion slave girl. I have an ap for that...

+1

I am down with that!

911Rob 05-02-2009 02:40 AM

I think you always were evil and the beard just caught up with you. ;)
apply green to above

tabs 05-02-2009 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4638857)
OK, you asked for it...

































































http://www.galaide.org/old_weblog/image/spock.jpg

And yep, the beard is red. Sorry, it took me a while to find my old uniform.

Yeah and you found your fked up wig to.....

Porsche_monkey 05-02-2009 04:34 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241267657.gif

Joe Bob 05-02-2009 06:38 AM

Redheads should all be strangled at birth....or least the 20 or so in my family.....

Tobra 05-02-2009 01:58 PM

Did anyone ever tell you that you look a lot like Leonard Nimoy?

Laneco 05-02-2009 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4640097)
Redheads should all be strangled at birth....or least the 20 or so in my family.....

My husband says that the only way to kill a red-head is to drive a stake thru their heart, severe their head and bury the parts on hallowed ground....

So he married me? What the hell was he thinking! :D

angela

red-beard 05-02-2009 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 4641052)
My husband says that the only way to kill a red-head is to drive a stake thru their heart, severe their head and bury the parts on hallowed ground....

So he married me? What the hell was he thinking! :D

angela

As long as you're not a 'ginger'

porsche4life 05-02-2009 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4640097)
Redheads should all be strangled at birth....or least the 20 or so in my family.....

But then there wouldnt be as many nymphos(redheads, not your family members) We need all the nymphos we can get.

911boost 05-02-2009 06:46 PM

I represent the redhead remark.

Of course, I don't really have any hair left on my head, soooo.....

Rick V 05-03-2009 03:37 AM

Just me but I like red heads (female ones)
My wife is a blond and she will color her hair red every once in a while (she thinks it's fun) I call her turbo blond when she does it.

red-beard 05-03-2009 03:41 AM

I like redheads too. I like crazy. And EVERY natural redhead is crazy.

red-beard 05-05-2009 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Porsche_monkey (Post 4639966)

Actually, it's a Van Dyke

dentist90 05-05-2009 07:23 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241580153.jpg

Evil Cartman likes 'Gingers'!

dentist90 05-05-2009 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick V (Post 4641472)
My wife is a blond and she will color her hair red every once in a while (she thinks it's fun) ...

When a blonde colours her hair brunette it's called 'artificial intelligence'! :D

Jim Richards 05-06-2009 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4641473)
I like redheads too. I like crazy. And EVERY natural redhead is crazy.

IMO, the correlation is strong. :)

m21sniper 05-06-2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4638445)
Well, I've quit shaving the part of my face that keeps breaking out. So, I have a 'Spock' style, Van Dyke.

Yep, I am now the evil Red-Beard. mmmm. I'm feeling it!

I have to use an electric or i break out too.

m21sniper 05-06-2009 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4639165)
I could deal with an Orion slave girl. I have an ap for that...

Overrated. :D

Joeaksa 05-06-2009 07:37 AM

If I get to Houston this weekend will try to get a clandestine photo of this "new Red-beard" and post it to the thread.

legion 05-06-2009 07:38 AM

My routine works pretty well for me.

I shave with a razor on Monday, electric the rest of the week, don't shave on Saturday or Sunday.

Rinse, repeat.

porsche4life 05-06-2009 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 4647928)
If I get to Houston this weekend will try to get a clandestine photo of this "new Red-beard" and post it to the thread.

Pics=ban dont ya know.


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