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911Rob 05-02-2009 02:36 AM

Great pics thanks!
I love the descriptions you've added too, very good.
Ha!

DARISC 05-02-2009 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 4639916)
Great pics thanks!
I love the descriptions you've added too, very good.
Ha!

Felt I had to share. :D The descriptions came with the pics in the email from my friend.

johnco 05-02-2009 05:08 AM

ran into a junction box like that once while remodeling a bar. 18 12/2 wires in a 4" box. we cut it loose, named it the Octopus and hung it on the wall with all the wires and wirenuts still there. it was still hanging there long after the bar reopened

gt350mike 05-02-2009 07:04 AM

Just to show that we (us Americans) are not the only ones perfecting the art of jerry-rigging/redneck engineering!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241276641.jpg

ckissick 05-02-2009 09:00 AM

I've been hired to fix a problem with someone's driveway. The house plans called for the garage to be at a certain elevation, level with the main floor of the house. For some unknown reason, the builder decided to put the garage slab 2.5 feet lower. He then sloped the driveway, which goes down to the garage, so that it's steepest at the garage door. It's a 35% slope.

The lady bought the house, then when she moved in, she realized she couldn't get her car into the garage. You need a jacked-up Jeep to get in the garage, and four wheel drive to get up the driveway. Oh, and the house cost 2.8 million bucks.

sammyg2 05-02-2009 10:51 AM

I can't top those, but when I moved into my house it had two very nice ceiling fans.

The previous owner had installed the fans and was creative in that process.

He cut one end off of a couple of extension cords, drilled a couple of holes in the ceiling in the corner of the rooms, and fed the cut ends up into the attic (running behind the curtains on the wall so they would not be visible).
Then he connected the wires to the fans with electrical tape. No boxes, no wire nuts, just tape.
The other end that he didn't cut off, he simply plugged into the wall outlets that were controlled by the light switch on the wall.
PERFECT!

I wonder if he was a licensed electrician?

Bill Douglas 05-02-2009 11:18 AM

I haven't laughed this much for quite a while. I renovate my own rentals so I can imagine what was going on in the heads of the people who did this. Oh Jeez I'm still giggling - more coffee.

dentist90 05-02-2009 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notfarnow (Post 4639544)
Apparently, this does not meet code:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241229871.jpg

Of course not! The shower head must be a Watersaver nowadays, and they've obviously forgotten to install a toilet-paper roll holder in the shower as well (see first picture of thread). :D

Everything else seems OK.

Neilk 05-02-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ckissick (Post 4640322)
I've been hired to fix a problem with someone's driveway. The house plans called for the garage to be at a certain elevation, level with the main floor of the house. For some unknown reason, the builder decided to put the garage slab 2.5 feet lower. He then sloped the driveway, which goes down to the garage, so that it's steepest at the garage door. It's a 35% slope.

The lady bought the house, then when she moved in, she realized she couldn't get her car into the garage. You need a jacked-up Jeep to get in the garage, and four wheel drive to get up the driveway. Oh, and the house cost 2.8 million bucks.


Was the builder at least smart enough to have a good drain in front of the garage so it doesn't flood the garage? How are you going to fix it?

DARISC,
These are great pix btw. Thanks for taking the time to upload your friend's e-mail.

peppy 05-02-2009 04:58 PM

[QUOTE=DARISC;4638912]
What in the world?
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241199990.jpg

I think they are using this for heat. That is a circulation pump isn't it.

peppy 05-02-2009 05:00 PM

[QUOTE=DARISC;4638914]
Hmm…where does the wire go and how much glue did he use to stick that thing there?
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241201726.jpg


That's called a pull switch.

URY914 05-03-2009 03:17 AM

Here's one. Just cut the web out of that column when it gets in the valve's way...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241349465.jpg

Fritz Peyerl 05-03-2009 05:45 AM

I found that in anhotel in Europe
 
That's what I found on our last trip to Europe, our Hotel room only had two outlets and one of them was covered up, by heating pipes

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241358269.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1241358291.jpg

Porsche-O-Phile 05-03-2009 08:27 AM

NEVER, EVER underestimate the damage that can be done by cheap idiots with power tools. Ever.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^
One thing I've learned in years of being around buildings and construction sites.

ckissick 05-04-2009 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neilk (Post 4640854)
Was the builder at least smart enough to have a good drain in front of the garage so it doesn't flood the garage? How are you going to fix it?

He did put in a trench drain. The driveway can be regraded to 20% max with 2% for the last 16 feet to the garage. Over 100 feet of driveway needs to be regraded.

targa911S 05-04-2009 10:34 AM

Every photo is an "Oh my God"!

onewhippedpuppy 05-04-2009 11:48 AM

Good stuff. Having done remodeling, including some repair work on mobile homes, I absolutely believe it all.

GH85Carrera 05-14-2009 01:07 PM

Sometimes it is the contractor!
 
How about these winners!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334726.jpg
Hmmmm I wonder how ya get to that bottom one

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334750.jpg
Talk about a boring subject

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334763.jpg
Invisible door

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334777.jpg
Owners must own a Hummer to live here

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334790.jpg
Duck!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334804.jpg
That is one way to do it.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334828.jpg
I think I hear a train.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334844.jpg
Ouch my head!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334858.jpg
Whew, I made it to the top!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242334871.jpg
I must be drunk!

GH85Carrera 05-14-2009 01:09 PM

And my two favs
 
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242335292.jpg
ATM for the NBA only!


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242335305.jpg
This HAS to be done by a woman! A man would never do it that way.

masraum 04-14-2010 06:36 AM

So here's a way to make Gregrrr's work seem pretty good.


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