my first thought to thread titles
 

when reading the titles of threads, a quick reply usually pops into my head, but thank goodness they dont make it to the board. well, here are some of my thoughts, hang on and join in. sometimes i just missread them at first, like the tool guys one, at first glance i thought it said tool gays, my glasses are very dirty.

i do not mean to offend anyone and if i do i am sorry. that is my disclaimer.


so my dog is lactating- thirsty anyone?

tool guys: trying to find a reamer- check the gay bars

not what you want to see on your street- me. or a sherman tank

my wife stole my 911- have they found her body?

signs you neighbor is into child porn- your kid has lots of cash

need advise from you audio/video guru's- ask the child porn neighbor

advise: daughter, classmate, teacher- wow, so many,- are they friends with the child porn neighbor?

family portrait- look, we all have consecutive prison numbers

in ca, is it legal to tow a trailer behind another trailer- only if you are a redneck and have been drinking. ( i live in the south and directions to my house include turn off the paved road so i can say that)

ultra rare baseball feat- the players offered to cut their pay and return their steroids.

identify this noise- and win a million bucks

polish fan in car- i forgot to turn the motor off, now i can only count to 8

LSD question- this one is not even sporting its so easy...next

master cylinder leak- i told you not to sleep with her

oil temp warning lamp mystery- on equals hot oil

i love new rubber- now that sniffing glue is out

where to start- at the beginning

almost blew my engine- it got excited for nothing?

i just mowed my lawn- and found a car- see previous post about redneck

I think ya better stick with the day job..whatever that may be.

wife says i cant sing either.

A couple of good ones there. You probably started a new thread that will surface and resurface for awhile.

Yet Another - Yet another thread!!!!!!

Snakes are back -- On the Plane?
Todays Navy for an 18yo -- In the Navy!...Yes, you can sail the seven seas...
At a crossroads - any advice? -- Try to flag a ride?
rock and roll -- hoochie coo
Gun and ammo craze tappering off? -- BANG! (no)
I just mowed my lawn... -- Get off my grass!
Pilots who 'get it' vs pilots that are trained -- Guys who are still flying vs. runway stains