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TechnoViking 05-19-2009 06:37 PM

This thread reminds me I need to get a home security system. I'm going to tell chicks I bring over there are cameras and stuff everywhere.

My friend Doug is more old school. He says be sure to leave a gun out somewhere "you know, just so they know you have one". Not sure where he was going with that but it kind of cracks me up.

I've heard restraining orders are pretty easy to get....

Mia911 05-19-2009 06:50 PM

this is getting better by the second..............LOL

Rick Lee 05-19-2009 06:54 PM

Subscribing

Moses 05-19-2009 07:02 PM

She wrote a love song to herself... from you. She wants to hear you sing it. Just once... Please!

Super_Dave_D 05-19-2009 07:06 PM

Maybe she's "Into it"

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Mia911 05-19-2009 07:09 PM

for your sake..i hope it aint no fetal attraction....been there done that.......

nostatic 05-19-2009 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mia911 (Post 4673507)
for your sake..i hope it aint no fetal attraction....been there done that.......

nominated for Freudian slip of the year (to date)

Mia911 05-19-2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 4673511)
nominated for Freudian slip of the year (to date)

you have me laughing my a$$ off here..but you know it could be true guys......:D

onewhippedpuppy 05-19-2009 07:27 PM

She's really a man, and wanted to prove it?

Mia911 05-19-2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 4673543)
She's really a man, and wanted to prove it?


oh shiet....NOOOOOOOOO....LOL:D

red-beard 05-19-2009 07:49 PM

So you have a Stalker...

m21sniper 05-19-2009 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 4673255)
is a nice enough girl, I guess. I went out to dinner with her once, and met her for a beer once, and we came home to my house and watched a movie.

So, twice I guess, and it was fine. But I could tell by the end of the second time I wasn't going to be into it. No problem.

So, that was about a month ago, and I was gone working for 2.5 weeks right after that. She'd send an occasional text to me, and I'd send one back. No problem.

So, since I got back she's been trying to get me to go out to eat or whatever with her, and I politely refused for a while. Then I stopped responding to her texts. Then I stopped responding to her phone calls. So she calls more. And texts more. And more. All times of the day.

So, I didn't handle that right, I suppose, but it was driving me up the wall, so finally yesterday I answered the phone.

"You know", she says, "I don't want a relationship with you or anything. I just have to meet with you in person. I have something very important to tell you."

"You can tell me now", I say.

"No. I have to tell you in person. It's very important to me."

I didn't sleep with her or anything. Only kissed her like twice. I figure she wants to sell me some Usana or tell me about Jesus or something.

I told her:

if she can't tell me on the phone, she's not going to get to tell me at all.

Is that rude?

What is it? Any guesses? Arbonne, Intl? Scientology? She's a virgin? She's a dude? What? Starving children in Peru with no shoes?

I may never find out what it is. I'm sooooooo creeped out.

She wants to tell you she's bat fking crazy.

Run luke, run.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gassy (Post 4673316)
She wanted to tell you in person that Sniper gooed on her.

Is she hot?

Because i've definitely been known to goo on hot and crazy chicks in the past. :D

nostatic 05-19-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4673594)
So you have a Stalker...

Gogar is a musician, so I suggest he consider covering:

Every Breath You Take - Police
Sleepwalker - The Kinks
One Way or Another - Blondie
Spooky - Classics IV
You Belong to Me - Carly Simon

In fact, may want to consider a whole set :P

Mia911 05-19-2009 08:11 PM

you guys are killing me here, I know now you're sorry posting this.......LOL

9dreizig 05-19-2009 08:11 PM

Dude the crazy ones usually go for the guitar player...
Hey I"m going to be out with the blue car ( you know the one you never get to see run) the week of June 22,, want me to take her off your hands ? LOL

nostatic 05-19-2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9dreizig (Post 4673630)
the blue car (

dude, wrong band...

9dreizig 05-19-2009 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nostatic (Post 4673639)
dude, wrong band...

You lost me....

nostatic 05-19-2009 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9dreizig (Post 4673644)
You lost me....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS-eWyUloEI

Mia911 05-19-2009 08:21 PM

Guys I'm getting curious I think you should go find out what she wants.....it mighten be anything serious. Well for your sake ....I hope not.....

m21sniper 05-19-2009 08:22 PM

Give her my number Gogar, i'll tell ya what she wanted.

LOL.


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