I need to brush my teeth but....
 

The guy I am sharing the motel room with is in the bathroom taking a schit talking to his girlfriend on the phone. I am like seriously dude?:eek::rolleyes:



I just remembered that he did this last night too.

It's 11 pm, on a Friday night, in downtown San Antonio...

WTF are you brushing your teeth? You have some bar hopping to do!

Yes, I know you're underage, don't matter. go to Dick's Last Resort on the water, they don't card.

Just don't tell any Texans that you're a Sooners football fan...

Don't yell "GO POKES!!!" either. Play it cool, young man.

Not much of a partier. Been all around the river walk. Also spent some time in the rooftop pool.




Oh ya GO POKES. I hate the sooners too

You're an embarrassment to all Porsche drivers around the world :p

Yes yes I know. Somebody has to be the DD

My motel comps 3 free drinks a night for the over 21 btw.



Oh sounds as if the lovebirds are fighting too

If you told us that, some of us might have actually cruised out there one night to drink on your free tab :D

User.

So? I wasn't gonna ask for gas money for the 300+ mile round trip :p

I would've taken up the offer myself. :)

not much different than a previous boss in a public restroom at working taking a really long noisey piss talking to his 17 year daughter about her boyfriend.

sometimes just tell the person - hey i'll call you back in a minute

Cheese cake at the Kangaroo Court is a MUST!!!

Where is the kangaroo court? We got buckets o rain dumped on us this afternoon and had to leave sea world early. Dinner reservations at the Texas steahouse tonight on the river and then to the tower of America for a 4D show. If the cheesecake place is on the river I might try to hit it

Dude, you dont need to be a partier to go pick up some chix.

WTF, over!

Yeah, it's on the river walk, I believe it is close to the Hyatt... just ask around, you will not be disappointed, it is a little pricey, but worth every penny... try the blueberry topping.. mmmmmmmmmm

I like Snipe's idea, find the place and then go ask the hottest chick on the walk if she would like to go have a piece of cheese cake with ya!!!!

It can't hurt- and it actually works sometimes.

I've picked up chicks way out of my league in gas stations when i walked up to them as they were pumping their own gas and just went for it.

"Fortune favors the bold."
~Homer

"If you don't go, you'll never know."
~Eagles Def.Coordinator Jim Johnson on the risk of blitzing.

Just pick a random hot woman, approach her, and say "Excuse me miss, please forgive me, but i would like to thank you for making America beautiful."

That line has gotten me lucky more times than i can count.

omg.... There is soooooo much a$$ that needs to be tapped in SA, yo.

Dude, seriously. UTSA has some pretty hot chicks that go there. Don't let me post pics of my friends.

P.S. Don't get wasted and pee on The Alamo....rental cop will harrass you all night....