Leather dresses

[Racerbvd]

LEATHER DRESSES

When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry,

he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.



Ever wonder why?





It's because she smells like a new PORSCHE……..

[m21sniper]

Yummy.

[legion]

Without exception, the only women I've ever actually seen wear leather dresses are past-their-prime former hair band groupies with sagging goods, faded tattoos, and skin that you could make a leather dress out of.

[Joeaksa]

I could help that girl!

[Christien]

Originally Posted by legion

Without exception, the only women I've ever actually seen wear leather dresses are past-their-prime former hair band groupies with sagging goods, faded tattoos, and skin that you could make a leather dress out of.

Then stop going to cougar bars!

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by legion

Without exception, the only women I've ever actually seen wear leather dresses are past-their-prime former hair band groupies with sagging goods, faded tattoos, and skin that you could make a leather dress out of.

I lived in the hair band era as a teenager. I assure you, before they were past their prime those chicks looked REALLY GOOD.

[Axeman]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

I lived in the hair band era as a teenager. I assure you, before they were past their prime those chicks looked REALLY GOOD.

I can second that, been playing in hair metal bands since I was 14yo (still do in my old age now lol) and I can tell you first hand that not only they looked good and they knew what they were doing also..well most of them!

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by legion

Without exception, the only women I've ever actually seen wear leather dresses are past-their-prime former hair band groupies with sagging goods, faded tattoos, and skin that you could make a leather dress out of.

There are many deficits to living in the Midwest.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by RWebb

There are many deficits to living in the Midwest.

Perhaps all those faded flower child women in Eugene should be told that going braless is NOT hot after a certain age?

[RWebb]

gf looks great & she is age appropriate...

You are more than welcome to drop by and tell others that, however. I will also let you assist with my floor heating install...

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

I lived in the hair band era as a teenager. I assure you, before they were past their prime those chicks looked REALLY GOOD.

Remember the old Y&T song "Lipstick and Leather"? So true always was a good combination. I miss those days....

[JeremyD]

the only thing I can add

[m21sniper]

o.O

[widgeon13]

Must be hot in there!

[island911]

Originally Posted by Racerbvd

...

It's because she smells like a new PORSCHE……..

past-their-prime ?

When I was a teenager, I saw a very classy woman climb out of a new 911SC wearing saddle brown pleated (tailor cut) soft leather pants (which matched the 911 leather). ...white blouse. I wish I had a pic to post of that one.

Of course that was decades ago, so yeah, I expect that shes past-her-prime by now. ...and not wearing leather so much anymore.

btw, who gave this thread one star? I mean other than Randy's (usual) stoopid posts this has been far from the worst of OT-threads.

[RWebb]

still simmering with mental problems, Glen??

maybe you should cool off

[georgeinhere]

1985 ftmfw!

[Az911]

Damn, the first chick looks perfect.

[dipso]

Well. I guess I will be the first.

I met a girl in a club before I was married. Needless to say we did it a few times.
One night she called from a friends house and wanted to come over.
She was wearing a leather dress. When she wanted to take it off i said no.

Nothing like a hot, new chick, in leather, in your bed, until morning.


Sniper.
Accolades please.
Thank you, Thank you.

[s_morrison57]

leather is cool but rubber looks way better and they are both hot to wear, my cure for too hot is to take it off