Dad, whats KY Intense for?
 

Watching the tube, the KY Intense commercial comes on (oh, bad pun). Mind you, our son is 10 and we have had the 'talk' so he understands the mechanisms and responcibilities of sex.

Son: "Dad, whats KY for?"

Me: "Its for couples to use during sex to make it better"

Son: "Whats it do"

Me: "It makes the goods slide easier"

Son: "So its like grease? Does your company make it?"

Me: "No, we don't make stuff for people, just machines."

Son: "So, your company makes machines have better sex?"

Me: "...hmmm...well...now thats an interesting way to look at it..."

Hahahaha. Don't forget to tell him about the candlelight and Sade.

Awesome! ;) Too funny...

and that is why you are the "lube-master".

You should do a chemical analysis of KY Intense...

Might be better off not knowing whats in that stuff!:eek:

Probably just old SeaFoam.;)

I Googled "K-Y Intense ingredients" and got this:

K-Y® Brand INTENSE is not a personal lubricant, it is a female arousal gel scientifically shown to enhance female pleasure, arousal and satisfaction during intimacy. A single drop of K-Y Brand Intense creates a unique rush, heightening arousal, desire, and satisfaction. Ingredients: PEG 8, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxypropylcellulose, Tocopherol, Niacin


What they're not telling you is the secret ingredient: finely ground habanero pepper

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that's Polyethylene glycol, which is commonly used as a laxative. :eek:

A little scoop of plaster mix
Some coffee grounds and mud
And then she stirred it with the ladle
That her grandmother had bought her
Threw in a pot of melted wax
A forefoot and a hoof
Apple core, worms galore
And a can of some corrosive

Coconuts and chloroform
Some wicker and some cork
Toxic waste, some purple paste
She hoped was not explosive

http://www.realself.com/ingredient/peg-8

Wow, after reading that, KY Intense is the last stuff I want to use. Or anything else with peg-8 in it, for that matter. Sounds not too pleasant.

Eeet's not for you... eeet's for de wimmens!!!! :D

Well of course, but you know during the course of "action", some is going to get on the wang regardless.

well, IF you use it "there". you're gonna get some poop.

Explains why after using it as a hot sauce on my burritos that I get a bad case of the scours.....:eek:

I would've just told him that it's piston-to-cylinder lube and left it at that.

Bet the flush is from Niacin. (It's an OTC B vitamin).

Just cram some Icy Hot down there...

:-P

Ok, OK, this thread is truly worthless without pics