Mermaids...A Delicate Question...
 

After watching the video "I'm On A Boat Mother******" on youtube, I got to wondering...
How, exactly, one would go about, err, making sweet, sweet love to a mermaid. I mean, what kind of gear are they packing? Does she need to be in the water or can she just get it on in a cheap motel room? Are there dude-mermaids? I suppose there would have to be to in order for the mermaid species to continue to exist. So, does have anybody have any first hand experience with this? Is anybody picking up what I'm putting down?


For those who don't have any idea what video I'm talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI&feature=PlayList&p=0516A45938B F35B7&index=0&playnext=1

There's some naughty language in the video so make sure you wear your earmuffs.

Okay I am just a little bit dumber for seeing that.

I saw no mermaid...

I think they are like other fish, they lay the eggs on the ocean floor and you get to wave your stuff over them.

My Daughter said everybody on post is singing that song. I recon in Hawaii it might fit.

I'd have to go with A. However, those big lips on B could be useful for something...

and at least B couldn't nag at you for not mowing the lawn.

Actually, the locals up here know, that Starbucks actually made no money on their coffee stores (that tar?) No, the big bucks were actually all made, quite a while back, when Shultzy pioneered a special surgery for mermaids.

...you can see the out come on their original logo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...o_pre_1987.gif

not PC enough so they updated the logo and went to this (where they only hint at the spread fins)...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...e_Logo.svg.png

Was there a thread here recently about something that smelled fishy?

come on you heathens! everyone knows the merman blows his load into the water and the mermaid simply swims through the cloud of love. if a human man wants to partake, he needs to gut her first.

Luckily, I have a sawzall. That'll work, right?

Come on guys. The Pujol.

That's funny.

I stopped in the kitchen to get a snack this weekend and my kids were watching one of Little Mermaid/Ariel videos.

Being the smarta$$ that I am I asked my wife how did a mermaid and regular guy have a daughter that is a mermaid.

I got the "look" that told me I should just keep moving.

Word. You seem to know what's going on. If you got it on with a mermaid, could you be charged with animal abuse? I mean, they're at least half people. Can mermaids get abortions?

Ding Ding Ding ...Winner!

I wonder if the Navy is going to consider that as a new recruiting campaign????

You know, the Army had "An Army of ONE". What better fit in the Navy having "I'm on a boat". Sounds good??

What a waste of time. I will never get those few minutes back. I kept waiting for something to be funny. That might not be the dumbest song ever written but it must be in the bottom 10.

Ariel is hot but she is no Kim Possable!

As for the mairmaid question, they have to poop right? Problem solved.

My guppies and my Red Platys give live birth, does that mean that they Fork?

If you remember, in Splash, the mermaid's bottom half turned into legs and presumably everything else when she was out of the water. It was a Disney movie, so it has to be true.

Yeah, but does it smell like fish?