Is there anyone you want to beat more than Perez Hilton?
 

His tearful, whiny, pillow biter Youtube rant is all over the news today. I wish Will.I.Am had smashed him to a pulp. What a pathetic loser.

Yes. There are a few people I'd like to beat much more--but saying more will get this thread tossed to PARF. ;)

Vince Shlomi...but PH is a close second OK maybe first.

Come on now guys, you know you're not supposed to hit a woman....

He is a sad little excuse for a man. Would of loved to see Miss Cali ***** slap him to the ground.

I'd like to see that Sham-Wow guy and the Oxy-Clean guy beat the living tar out of each other.

That's something I'd gladly pay the pay-per-view rate to see.

Isn't he like 25 minutes into his 15 minutes of fame?

There are people who perpetuate bad stereotypes.

Perez Hilton is one such person.

Edit - I wonder if he drives a Miata.... delicate question, I know.

-Z-man.

brietbart has video of the incident. more of a slap down than a fight.


i get beat up that bad, i call it a fun date. the guy is a punk.

Just saw in the paper this morning, the Shamwow guy wrecked his car down in Miami.

No way. I love Vince's commercials. You're gonna love my nuts. In fact, I was just chopping up some almonds for a fish recipe and was thinking I really need a Slap Chop for this job.

I clicked on the Brietbart article from Drudge. It actually made me mad. Mad that I read it, mad that it existed, mad about the fact it discussed twitter and tweeting and microblogger. I was almost homicidal. It's not like there aren't more important things to discuss. Just because everyone has a voice, doesn't mean everyone should hear it.

Well...."It's made in Germany, and u know the Germans always make good stuff”
Wunder if that nut case Hooker was German, the one that put the whipping on him? now that would be poetic justice!

Why do you guys pay attention to this stuff? I don't get it.

What!? I want to party with that guy.

He is far nastier than the woman whose name he stole. -Pathetic

He pretty much fits the bill of most aggressive urban gays - a bottom feeder trying to make a name for himself.

He is only interesting to those who find him interesting. Slap the fool that listens to him.

We don’t pay attention to this stuff, at least anyone I know with a man card!
Mainstream online news media sites love to interject this crap into the relevant world news streams.

Typical Headlines read…

Air Bus goes down
PH pimp slapped by will.i.am
Iran protests turn violent
Vince (The Shamwow guy) reversed shagged by hooker
Economy slow to recover, may take 2 more years

You get the point, drama sells :rolleyes:

I never heard of the guy until he gave the Miss California a hard time, for her honest answer.

He's a butt pirate, that needs a hockey stick adjustment. He is asking for abuse, he may like it!

who the hell is perez hilton? i learn things here that keep me abreas:rolleyes:t

Life is too short to think about that guy. He's getting punished plenty in this life anyways, nothing worse than being an ugly queen. Even with a little money and fame, he still probably can't get any rusty sheriff's badge. :cool:

Have you seen the Slap Chop?

How about the remix?
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or the remix of the remix?

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