Anybody know where I can find some info on Michael Jackson's death?
 

I was hoping to find out what Joe Jackson had for breakfast this morning. Anybody covering this where you are?

He quit breathing, nothing left to see here, move along.

He died? When did that happen?

I'm moonwalking my ass right out of this thread......

Inside Edition has a team on it 24/7 and we'll be able to tell you what Joe Jackson had to eat this morning . . . . sometime tomorrow morning.

In other news, Congress passed legislation last night at midnight, requiring your paychecks to be delivered directly to the government, where they will be scrutinized for "fairness" based on Age, Race, Education, and the kind of car you're currently driving. Then, the appropriate amount will be mailed back to you through the USPS. North Korea this morning launched an ICBM towards Alaska, it should be reaching land right about . . . . .

We interrupt this broadcast with breaking news: Unverified sources have claimed that Michael Jackson's will stipulated his body be mummified and placed in Madame Tussaud's wax museum, to replace the wax representation of Mr. Jackson's body that already resides there.

News Alert..

Geraldo will be broadcasting live from within MJ's carcass...
your chance to view the world as MJ did...

Rika

Uh oh.... Hope geraldo isn't disappointed when he gets in there like capones vault :D

I didn't think he needed to be mummified. Just prop him and he's ready for display...

Shouldn't he have risen from the dead by now....it's already been 6 days....what's up with that?

Still too soon?



Did you hear the one about Micheal Jackson and the Catholic Priest?

I heard it was food poisoning.....









He ate a ten year old weiner.

Don't be surprised when they find all the missing children in hia ass...
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Who is Michael Jackson? Was he some politician or something?

Talk radio.

Michael Jackson died????

The big joke in L.A. right now is to say to someone, "did you hear that Michael Jackson died?"

It also turns out that he wasn't actually a freakazoid deformed pedophile....nope, he was a great, great man and worthy of days of devoted news coverage.

Becuase he was what is best in all of us.

I feel sorry for you suckers with TV's.

I drove by the MJ death house over the weekend, just because I can't resist these *only in L.A.* scandal/celebrity/death/media clusterfuch deals. I was really pissed when I was out of town on the road when the whole OJ Simpson/White Bronco chase happened. You just can't make up stuff like this.

There were more media people than fans, lots of cute news girls from around the world:

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Here someone dressed their little kid up like MJ: (weird)
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Here's some pretty "Blackwater looking" private security guys guarding the house. There was supposedly a LOT of cash inside unless his aides already stole it all:

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One thing, he sure could dance, but you would think with his money, he would buy some cream for that itch..

This explains ALOT:eek:...

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compare that moonwalk that Byron posted, with the original one.

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What a difference, many can playback/perform it to the standard of that newer video ,
very few if any, can do it the way he used to do it when he wasn't effed up from whatever effed him up.

compare the Billie Jean performance that Byron posted, with the original one.

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What a difference, many can playback/perform it to the standard of that newer video ,
very few if any, can do it the way he used to do it when he wasn't effed up from whatever effed him up.

CNN said that he was over 400 million in debt, hence the reason for the upcoming tour.

That was always my favorite Jackson MTV video... Go to the dance thread posted here, see where the Moon walk really strarted.