How To Kill Yourself
 

The article was tooooo long to copy..so a link is provided...read in good health

http://health.msn.com/nutrition/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100241048&GT1=31036

Linky no worky...

Hemmingway used a 12 gauge. Probably more efficient.

It does now...

Since diagnosed as a diabetic, my "drinks" are: Water produced in a well hidden in the Willamette Valley...coffee, black...V-8 juice (no carbs). Life is now full of things I used to do or consume...

Still, Hemmingway took the quicker route, didn't he?

Not quite correct.

Hemmingway used his favorite Boss 20 bore. This after several failed attempts in other ways.

I thought YOU wanted tips. Pity.......:p

I'm opting for suicide by bacon.

I want to go the way of all flesh on a re-entry from Mars...

If i was going to attempt suicide i'd try to die of over-extertion whilst having wild sex with a few latino girls. Young ones. Nineteen or twenty would be ideal.

Baskin-Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake

2,600 calories
135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fat)
263 g sugars
1,700 mg sodium

How can that not taste sofa king good? Soons I get done with this Grey Goose and tonic I'm goin to hunt one down. YUM

I would think the carbon monoxide thing, like Fred Astair in a V-12 Ferrari in "On the Beach"

You'd just fall asleep.

I don't think a few latina or asian or blonde, whatever your poison, would be able to screw you to death.

Tried that, doesn't kill you, unless they have a boyfriend she didn't tell you about..

Take the track car (street cars have more resale vavue than my track car) out on the street, get a good running start (not buckeled in) head down the highway, full speed & eather go off one of our till bridges over the water, or hit a concrete post at 144mph (about the most that I have been able to get out of her) The other way would be to ride one of my bikes (not one of the special, hight dollar ones) over to the ex's, sit on her back porch and a 9mm to my temple.. She will have a hell of a mess to clean up...

I just had hickory smoked bacon slab last weekend.

Just couldn't pass up on anything to do with bacon in slab form. I had no idea bacon could be grilled like a steak. :)

I like the way you think!! :D

I'm a wuss, I'd have to take the painless way out. With my luck, I'd screw it up and end up a vegetable, drooling and pi$$ing all over myself. Worse part about that is my wife would be able to dress me in In all the designer clothes that shes been trying to get me to wear.

If I were forced to choose my own way out I think I would wait for some heavy rains then get in my kayak and hit a creek that was way over my skill level. The Toxaway River in NC should do it.

http://canoekayak.com/av/flash/toxawayrivervideo/

Much more fun than drinking a milkshake.

how about hot chics AND a race car.

If you have hot chicks and a race car, why would you want to die ?