NSFL (not safe for lunch)
 

So ya'll in other parts of the US think you've got some crazy people. Here in Texas we got for the gusto.
Oh yea, it was a tragic story. Can we get some sort of parenting license in place?
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/6549170.html

you missed the story about the guy out here in california who ate one of his son's eyes.

The zombies have arrived...

My sis in law has always had live in nannies.

One of them was awesome, at first. Then came a couple of episodes of her coming back from a weekend away severely hung over and other less than desirable behaviour.

Then nanny admitted she was bi polar and had been off her meds but she was back on track so all was fine. Followed a couple of days later by the admission that she had lied about the bi polar and the real deal was that she was pregnant.

So sis-in-law asked who the father was.

The response.

God.