Morning, guys!

You mumble something about "poker" above?

Morning Y'all

The thing about car control courses is, they look at a slide as if it's something to avoid, where as i look at it differently, i'm like, a day without a slide, is like a day without sunshine..

Morning, Rick. :)

Howdy Dave, and BTW I am very close to having operation make the 3g compliant finished. :)

I was starting to wonder about that... :D

Still working on it and I believe I just may have it. :) Stay tuned

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD,
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Orangeville , NSW was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

Good one.

Dad emailed that to me, I got a chuckle

Also a good one. I arrive at the office after an hours drive on my friggin' day off, only to find that there is a power outage somwhere. No electricity... No light, no computers no microwave....

Good way to start the weekend (early)

Last Post, live :

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Great story, Rick!

Silence in hood.

Werd Dawg,

power is back on... Damn... No I might have to do some actual work... :D

Okay gonna fire off the last work bomb of the week. Y'all have fun

you too Rick;