Stijn!!

[nynor]

having garlic and cayenne, right now.

[GH85Carrera]

Many years ago when I was in my early 20s I dated a girl that had a "cure for colds."

A shot of tequila chased by a beer every 10 minutes. If the cold does not kill ya the booze will. That 90 lb chick could kill a liter bottle of tequila in an evening all by herself. She was fun while it lasted. I had to quit her because I hated waking up on the floor.

[Rick V]

I tried that cure once, I woke up the next day hung over and still had the cold. That sucked squared

[Rick V]

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:



FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

[GH85Carrera]

My wife knows everything, that is why she married me.

[Rick V]

My wife used to drink a lot, that is why she married me

[nynor]

well, this flu thing is shaping up to be a long couple of days. any suggestions on tv programs?

[GH85Carrera]

Well it's not my fault I am perfect.

[RKDinOKC]

Don't forget the chicken broth. The achey all over feeling is the white blood cells going all over your body looking for something to get rid of. There is something in chicken broth (NOT the low fat or low sodium one either) that attracts the white blood cells to the area being attacked by the invasion instead of all over your body.

[RKDinOKC]

West Coast Customs Marathon is on

[nynor]

i am having chicken broth, right now. i put some garlic and cayenne in it. it is pretty good.

[RKDinOKC]

It's amazing how much better it makes you feel isn't it.

[nynor]

i don't know. i am fkn miserable.

[porsche4life]

We finally made it to grants. A staged about 20mph on I40 for a little over 40miles. Was scary as **** the whole way. We managed to get a room here, and won't leave until the roads are plowed and the snow has stopped.

[HHI944]

First official day off. Went to saks and bought 2 pair of new pants. Armani and burberry, needed new dress pants after losing the weight this summer. Its ridiculous how well armani fits me.....

Smoking and drinking again. Texting the redhead, she's with family in pa now til Monday so no fin to be had.

[Noah930]

SLODave: Saturday, 9 am, bottom of Fryman canyon.

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by Noah930

SLODave: Saturday, 9 am, bottom of Fryman canyon.

And that's an order, Dave.

[slodave]

I'm not shaving! It's too cold out.

[porsche4life]

We made it 250 miles in 9 hours today....

[slodave]

Either everyone in this town actually got their shopping done early this year or I'm just lucky. In and out of Macy's in under 5 minutes. In fact, in and out of the mall parking lot and Macy's under 5.