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Old 02-01-2012, 12:55 PM
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Arghh! They're telling me next Wednesday before the Mercedes is fixed! ******* fuchity fuch!
But that gives you a real reason to drive the Rover over to a certain part of town and volunteer to help out.
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But that gives you a real reason to drive the Rover over to a certain part of town and volunteer to help out.
Very very true.....I just got finished chatting with the adjuster.....he can't believe how much stuff is being replaced.....and how much $$$ is being authorized....4 whole seatbelt units, 3 srs sensors, exhaust system from the manifold back, cvs, the whole transmission cooking system, a few wiring harnesses and then the body work to repair the floor pan...
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Use a spoon.
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Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around I saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed! I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant... That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the end of our "you know what," we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."

"Hhmmm...After you get it out, how do you put it back?" I asked.

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others... but I use the spoon."
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my department at work is about to implode. LOL! i think the next few weeks are going to be really interesting and fun as administration wrings their hands uselessly and attempts to micromanage the department. frankly, it has already begun.

on a more positive note, i am getting emails from headhunters. i am not sure how, exactly, they got my information, but i have been putting out resumes all over the place.
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Nice work ,Dave.

Had a bit of a catch up last night with a few of the PFA guys.

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