No need to tell me that.

Just spy a girl, walk up and say "Hi I'm Max, how are you?"

just go to a cat house and drop 1 large for a really good time and be done with it.

That's just the thing, Rick. I don't think max wants a skanky weekend. He wants a relationship for much longer than a weekend. ;)

There you go, advice covering the entire spectrum of possibilities ..

Whenever I see a girl on campus who is not in a group of people I want to do that, but I always feel like that could seem rather- I don't know- it's awkward since we have never met before. I feel like I need some sort of "excuse" to initiate the conversation.

Okay then try this, Spy a non skanky girl, walk up and say "Hi, I'm Max, how are you?"

You make me sound like I was the drunk and skanky, Rick!!! Sheesh! I was just wearing a bikini for goodness sakes!

That is correct.

hey, can we talk about a real problem ?? I'm out of Scotch.

Okay PG13. :)

Let them drink Bourbon.

I think there may be a few bottles here, unopened from eight years ago before I quit drinking. Come and get them

this is Europe, we don't do Bourbon, we (should) have Scotch.

Carefull now.. remember what i said bout you & me and world safety.

That's very nice of you, Rick. What's wrong with you? :D

Worst case , we accelerate the zombie holocaust

You two will certainly be well prepared.

I prefer moonshine for my molitoff cocktails so the scotch and bourbon is useless to me

Dunno, i think i need more guns & ammo ...