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Old 05-06-2012, 01:39 AM
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Okay since I wallowed through a few pages of the saga of Max and his excuses, all pre coffee I have earned the right to do this one.
Max, You need to not make any excuses, let me tell you something there young Skywalker, you say you don't (insert action) because you don't like to. You don't like this type of woman (insert type) because (insert excuse) well if you are looking for the perfect fit for you it AINT GONNA HAPPEN. You may as well just stay home with an internet connection a roll of paper towels and a bottle of lotion, because all you are doing right now is jerking off.
There is no perfect person, and even if there was, people change over time so it will be gone anyway. You have to make compromises, as we all do in life in general.
Take a chance, make a change, do something completely unscripted, random and new. In other words no more excuses, get off your ass, and make something happen. Find out where the object of your attention lives (that should be easy) go knock on her door at 4:30 in the afternoon and ask her out to dinner. Put her ass on the spot, take control, grow a pair, but for Gods sake man DO SOMETHING!
The worst thing that will happen is she will say no. Guess what, you will hear that a lot in your life, we all do/have, deal with it, it is a fact of life.
Women don't like spineless guys any more than they like bullies, but here is a news flash, bullies get more women than jellyfish. If you spent half the time doing instead of excusing, you would be able to rub elbows with Hugh Heffner. Now go get her.
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I have a Craigs List meet this morning to sell my old phone, should I carry?
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How about if I borrow Beth's Tazer? That could be fun.
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ummmmmmmmmm yeah I forgot.
Well I will use the same discretion about carrying a gun that I do any other time I go somewhere.
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I suppose that's a good idea, seeing that you live in a moist area. Ya don't want the barrel to rust.
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Man I must not be awake yet. Ya don't use a condom for a meet, ya need one for a meat
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Just don't grab the penguin.
I grabbed a cup of java from the penguin yesterday and to be honest, it tasted like instant coffee. Oh wait it is. It does make a decent cup of tea though.
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Getting to be time for a new coffee machine here. Turned it on over 1/2 hour ago......and it's still not done How long does it take a penguin to make coffee? Or is it......how many penquins does it take to make a cup of coffee.
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Damn, my cash flow is next to nothing, spent way to much on guns & ammo the last few months.
And like running out of ammo, i hate running out of cash.. (haven't figured out which one i hate running out more, i think it's ammo, hence the current lack of cash)

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Rick, what kind of coffee maker do you use since it seems like the penguin isn't to your liking? Coffee is my drug of choice and always looking to see about getting a really good maker. . But I am a frou frou coffee drinker. Like do you want coffee with your cream and sugar?
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Good morning guys. Rick nailed it again on the Max advice. It has been said over & over & over & over. I am done with it. I just skip over you excuse posts. It is just the same excuses every time. Report back only with results.
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