They love getting my nice '84, but comparatively leave the '86 with its dents and spray paint alone....

There's an ancient pic of a bunch of birds on a lime green 911, has some funny captions going with it.

Azzy, opening jars is my main reason for keeping a man around. I used to do it myself then I grew accustomed to having it done for me.

Second year for the basketball program at my kids school and they brought home the championship. What a rush.

see guys you are useful for something!!!:D:D

wow that's excellent

That sounds like my wife. She also uses me as a hand warmer. Her hands can feel like the cold hand of death.

Ya, I've never been able to figure out how women's hands can get that cold...

Hands? I use him as a full body warmer. I'm always cold. I will always need a man to keep me warm. Y'all are good for somethings :)

It amazing that at a movie just sitting there she can get so cold. I have to keep her hands warm, er I get to hold her hand and warm her heart.

Hold hands? Sometimes I let her hold my beer.

It's cause the women's gots more surface area exposed to the elements for cooling i.e. boobies.

Bummer. I broke the steering damper on the 4x4 :(
$600+ to fix it.

So, if I let her hold my beer between her boobies it'll get colder? You-beaut! :D

On second though, introduction of beer between her boobies may get the beer colder, but it may also cause her to freeze up or heaven forbid go frigid.
Could someone test this beer cooling theory out and report the results?
Please keep the beer in the can, bottle, or glass while doing the experiment. Pouring beer on boobies would be fun, but may reduce drinkability of the "boobie chilled" beer afterwards nullifying the goals of chilling the beer in the first place.

My older brother was a Crew Chief on a Chinook helicopter in Veit Nam. They would make cargo runs carrying fish oil, rice, pigs, and chickens to the villages. On one such cargo run the pilot asked my brother if he thought those chickens could fly at the altitude they were cruising. My brother said, "Just a minute, I'll see." The pilot came back on the intercom radio asking how the chicken did. My brother reported that chicken did not do to well, and that he thought maybe the cage was too heavy for it.

That seems high, I don't remember the Rancho steering damper being that expensive for my 81 GMC Jimmy. Don't even know if the Rover has a steering damper. Right now I am more concerned about the rear window frame and if it can be repaired so the shock can be connected back to hold it open.

On my 89 Jeep Cherokee I told the service advisor there was a bonk in the back. You lift of the lift gate, then in a few seconds there is a bonk. He went to the back and opened the lift gate. Just as he turned to ask me about the bonk, the lift gate came back down and hit him on the top of the head, BONK! He said he would get some new shocks for it.

If you can't tell already I've been on pain killers and sleeping all day. Will probably pass out again any minute now as the pain is starting to subside.

Funny how pain killers in no way feel recreational when you are in actual pain.

The stereo in the Rover sounds just horrible. Hope it doesn't cost as much as the Rover did to make it tolerable. Just looking where the subwoofer is in the back, looks like someone has been at the wiring, but I'm feeling the 1992 head unit and speaker are shot.

Nodding off, night night.

Morning Richard
Night Richard
Beth told me one time that my best use was to open jars, to which I replied by going into the kitchen and tightening all the lids, and let her try to open them.