I swear, if it weren't all up by the house....I'd just start splashing some diesel and throw a friggin match.

They're gonna call me when it's working...


I really need to shoot something...

My house is in a culdesac turn so...

If I get web worms, I trim of the limbs with the webs on them, drag them out to the center of the culdesak turn, splash em with gas and throw a match on em.

Only once did a neighbor come over to see what the heck I was doing with a giant bonfire, was okay with it when found I was burning web worms. The limbs didn't burn, only the leaves, web and worms.

Afternoon all. Lunch break before getting back to the design work.

Are you designing something cool?

A new bikini or race car? How about a space ship?

Probably something real boring.

titanium flattener......zzzz

Morning....Sparrow Fart...

Yawn...

Sounds more fun than me David.... I've got to figure out how to call and make nice with a customer after our subcontractor showed up to install a scoreboard inside their gym, with a bucket truck! WTF? How did they think they were going to drive that inside a damn high school gym!!!

OK, If I ever have some lumpy or fluffy titanium and need it flattened I will know who to call. The only titanium I have is in my hip and some in my jaw to hold a crown in place. I don't want those things flattened. :eek:

I saw a neat man lift at a mall once. It had white tires so it would not leave tire marks on the floor. They were changing bulbs WAYYYYYY up in the ceiling.

Yup, that's what our sub was supposed to be using...

Sid, I suggest you review the random pics thread and you will see exactly how he was planning to use the truck. :)

Like this? http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/09/5uje6uge.jpg

How did you get a picture of one of our workers?

I think everyone knows someone (or more) like that :D

I just kicked one out of my office........

Did he have some lumpy titanium?

LOL! No he is was just a lump.

The machine we make flattens and stress relieves sheets of Ti.

But it can't relieve your stress I presume. ;)

Well..sheet. Just heat it up real good and smash it with a really big hammer. Just be sure to hit it while it's hot!

Just saw one of these at a stop light...

http://static3.businessinsider.com/i...sker-karma.jpg

It's a Fisker Karma, 4 door electric and looks a lot better than a Tesla.