My employer sucks knobs :mad:

Get that on film and you might be able to swing a pay raise

That's something that not even I could watch.

I'm off to the shop to get a lotto ticket. Back soon.

Morning Y'all
Well once again Beth did not get any decent lotto numbers so I guess I have to go to W today. F W.
Maybe I could get a job where I get to tell everybody else what to do and not have to do a damn thing myself but distribute work. Oh and I want a 5X raise to do this job as well, because after all it isn't the actually workers that make the money it's the people who herd the cats that have the cake.

Just a 6 Mil jackpot tonight, that'd do to retire early. They don't tax the 5hit out of your winnings like they do to you guys.

At current tax and interest rates I would have to win about 70 mill to maintain my current lifestyle off the interest. Half my current house payment is taxes and insurance that would continue once the house is paid off.

That sucks.

Glad nothing like that happens here. Although, rates, insurance, and utilities would amount to about $10k/year.

Good Morning!

Pepper the Puppy update:

Pepper had one pee accident yesterday. Mom had closed the back door. Pepper came and got me to let her outside. Got about 3/4 the way to the back door when she barked, squatted and peed. Just couldn't hold it long enough to get outside.

On the good side of potty training she has learned the difference between "Do Your Stuff," number 1, and "Do Number Six," number 2. She does each in different parts of the yard which really helps in training what each is called.

She also does sit and come, but not very consistently yet. She does come running when I say "Where is Pepper?"

We are still working on the puppy biting play. Most of the time she snaps towards me, or just touches me with her mouth open, but she is starting to "Kiss" where she was biting before.

Oh and she has learned to bark on command. And is matching my enthusiasm and volume when she does bark. Now just gotta start working on Yes vs barking, and mimicking my barks, and then she can learn English. Think it will be a great help to be able to pronounce things like Camber did so I can present english in a way she can mimic it back to me easier.

Oh and affection is getting to be as much of a reward as treats. She is learning to please instead of just doing things for the treat.

Good morning once again.

We paid our house off severl years ago. The insurance and taxes are never ever going to be paid off. The school district our house is in just passed yet another school bond issue. It usually passes by a very wide margin. We gotta keep the taxes up, it's for the children!

Morning gents.

The fart sack is looking good to me. Night all.

I wouldn't say a pile of cash. Stock J-3s are going for that much. A Tri-Pacer would be OK and they are going for less than a J-3.

Cant get those without a whole pile of cash plus the 911.


You would be half way there. There is no harness. No seat belts either, most everything else is there. Seats are newly covered.

Oh (insert deity of your choice here)!

Guts are cramping and I'm 5hitting through the eye of a needle at 50 paces :(

Not nice at stupid o'clock in the morning.

SHARYN, FIND THE IMODIUM :eek:

Have IBS and am only functional due to the wonders of imodium! It is a fine line, too much can be very painful.

Now that's just fcuking great!

The dunny roll now feels like badgers arse sand paper and appears to be rubbing the freckle off my date.

SHARYN, NOW FIND THE ARSE CREAM

When you achieve actual lift off from the toilet you have broken a new record!

Sounds like a challenge to me.

No splash back!!!

Makes you wonder if this is how NASA engineers decided to use water to dampen the shock waves during liftoff.

I once farted so hard it ripped my boxers...

Has anyone tried sleeping on the crapper and been successful?

I know I've slept next to it a few times with some success but I can't remember ever trying to sleep while sitting on it.

It seems that no sooner than getting back into bed, I'm back here. I might just bring my pillow in next time and have a crack at it.