I'm at a bar and this fat dude smelling of cheap weed just walked in with this stunning redhead......I'm a bit bewildered.

I asked if a flash back would show up on the test.

My garage IS above 54 degrees but it doesn't have a drain. No matter, I got the truck all done and back safely in their garage. Finished it up between the daughter's gymnastics and the son's spelling bee ceremony.

As we were driving to my inlaws I saw the FILs 84 Z28 coming. Apparently, my wife decided she would drive that for the next couple of days.

Morning Y'all,
I'm pulling a Richard and posting in the wee hours, I think my eyeballs are going to pop out of my head, the pollen is bad right now, but it is warm and I don't have to shovel it

So I took a cup of coffee and enjoyed it out on the porch and at 4am, it is scary quiet, there were a couple of night birds, the frogs from the pond down the road and at the pond over the ridge, and a dog way off in the distance but nothing else. Man I like living in the country

Allergies ruined what should've been a good night's rest. Oh well, what's another zombie in DC anyway.

Good Morning 5am!

Watch out for the Zombie Beavers!

She is just using him to suck his soul.....Gingers being soulless and all.

He is a donkey wearing a fat person suit.

No, mostly he has a fat wallet as well.

Good Hump day everyone.

Hump daaaaaaayyyyyy!!

A lumpy cammed SBC sure is loud at 7am. I like it, though. SmileWavy


Wifey's allergies are on high as well. I'm lucky in that the pollen doesn't bother me.

I'm off to powerwash decks today. Hopefully, the sun comes out later so I can start painting today. Id like to have the job done when they inlaws return.

Daughter is taking her killer volcano to school for science day.

Have a good day, gents!!

morning all. everyone I know says this year is a killer for allergies.

They're sure kicking my ass.

My allergies always aimed a lot higher and found my head. Never had an ass allergy. :eek:

This is pretty funny....

http://www.doyletics.com/tidbits/militaryadvice.pdf

that is when your butt fails to hit the chair. I to have never had this issue.

Between the cold/flu in Jan/Feb and alergies since, I don't think my nose has stopped running this year yet.

It must be getting tired. ;)

I feel your pain. Winter cold, Spring allergies. Crap.

I know I'm getting tired of this Exchange to Office365 migration crap.

Gee, I just Googled that and there are only 623,000 results. It must be pretty simple with all those instructions. If I google "Understanding Women" there are about 635,000,000 results That must be really complicated! :eek: