You mean buy you a drink or two?? ;)
And if possible call you in the morning??:D













J/K!;)

Shouldn't you be out banging some skank by now?

Good Freakin afternoon.

Finally got the roof rack unlocked and removed from the Rover. Had to pay a locksmith $5. Took him all of 3 seconds on each of the 4 locks. Don't know about the gas mileage but the wind noise at 60mph is almost gone now.

Also got my flat fixed free at the local tire shop. Guess it's time to start cleaning and polishing for the Car Show the 25th.

Ha ha ha, my oddest, opps oldest brother is studying to get a Phd as an Extraterrestrial Ambassador from the University of Hawaii. Sent me a book for my birthday about UFO crash reports from 1987 to present (the freedom of information act), and supposedly evidence of our current technological advancements being from extraterrestrials. The forward doesn't mention anything about anal probes.

No offense to you brother.... But I find UFO people to be a rather odd lot indeed.... Drug use explains some of their theories too....

Just because I get around doesn't mean they're all skanks. The majority isn't.
Last Saturday was no skank at all, I'll be seeing her again for sure...

The biter asked me if we could go for another round... She got a raincheck.

You're just jealous, but don't worry, the aliens are coming ;)

How's that gonorrhea treating you?

I'm not really jealous... A different chick doesn't interest me much... I'm more jealous of Mike, I'd be real jealous if she was close to him. I do miss having someone to cuddle up with and watch a movie...

Oh well... I'm working on it...

On that note... I'm off to the girls dorm for the afternoon... :p

We're all jealous of Mike, but in the meanwhile... well, you know...

Have fun at the dorm ;)

Ok, you bunch of no good do nothings, who do I have to slap to get this thread back on page one??

Don't you guys know that the first thing I do when I arrive at work, is check this thread to see what I missed when I was sleeping??
Looks like I got up for nothing...
Thanks a lot guys... :p

;)

(morning ladies)

Sorry... Been busy with class and stuff...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1284612861.jpg
(and try not to puke :D)

Morning Sidney!

Morning G... I'm off to bed... Night

Night Sid :)

That's what you said 20 minutes ago...

Phone call from college best friend immediately after he finds out I have a girlfriend today:

"What happened to you? The booze? The drugs? The whores? Where did you go wrong man?

Hahaha, nice to have friends who look after you, isn't it?
I had the same reaction when a buddy of mine got married, now I'm happy for him and a tad jealous...

You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoyin' the ride
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride
Yeah, at least I'm enjoyin' the ride

That doesn't faze me. The blood and crap I see when working at a dentist's office, makes me a little weak at times.

If you wake up and smell cow poop, you obviously have gone to sleep in the barn instead of the house. Leave those poor animals alone.

Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?