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Pazuzu 08-05-2009 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rammstein (Post 4819008)
So- is it cheating if it is a robot?

If you can get the robot to cry before you leave, then it's not cheating.

Just like flesh and blood chicks :D

targa911S 08-05-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 4818901)
does it leak oil once a month?

now THAT'S funny!

john70t 08-05-2009 01:42 PM

Old news.
Adults only, NSFW!!!-http://www.realdoll.com/
Humping the sock has improved with technology. Unfortunately humankind has not kept up.

dentist90 08-05-2009 06:28 PM

Just be careful that the cyborg slut doesn't have a jealous Terminator husband!!

924slover 08-05-2009 06:35 PM

I definitely would hit it !!!! and no a robot isn't cheating. and it's hard to find something thats un hittable by any guy.

MBAtarga 08-05-2009 07:09 PM

Lenny Kravitz - Black Velveteen:

Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Ready to please
Free from disease
She's waiting on her knees
It's not a sin
Titanium skin
Just take her for a spin
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Nice piece of kit
Electronic clit
Just sit down for a fit
Ready to trip
A guarantee hit
She's all you ever wished
Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
She's ready to
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yes she's ready to
Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Oh Yeah
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Oh yes she's ready to
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream

Tobra 08-05-2009 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 4818710)
When in their youth, most guys would screw the crack of dawn...

my ex wife is named Dawn.

Seems to me this was covered in Futurama.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pazuzu (Post 4819018)
If you can get the robot to cry before you leave, then it's not cheating.

Just like flesh and blood chicks :D

Mr Bradshaw that is awful, what does that mean if I am laughing at that?

Schumi 08-05-2009 08:02 PM

like every robot thread, I'm going to slowly turn this one into how amazing Summer Glau looks.

http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content...lau-poster.jpg

cl8ton 08-05-2009 08:32 PM

Nuthin to grab? :confused:

porsche4life 08-05-2009 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schumi (Post 4819721)
like every robot thread, I'm going to slowly turn this one into how amazing Summer Glau looks.

http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content...lau-poster.jpg

Have you seen Serenity?


Summer Glau is one of the few girls that my GF says she would go lezbo for.

Crepitus 08-05-2009 09:52 PM

How is the aftermarket support? Does anyone have tuning software out yet?

911pcars 08-05-2009 09:54 PM

Does this mean mankind progresses beyond the tried and true classic blow up doll?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1249537933.jpg

Sherwood

svandamme 08-05-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crepitus (Post 4819901)
How is the aftermarket support? Does anyone have tuning software out yet?


i can see a new lease of life in the tech support business
i'm sure it's would be more exiting then what i do now...

doing an onsite will take on a whole different meaning.

Hugh R 09-24-2009 08:30 AM

Surrogates comes out tomorrow. Anyone going to go see it? I will, but not this weekend, I'll be traveling. I started working on Surrogates about 18 months ago. Curious to see what you think of it. Lots of action. I'll post some pics after it's released.

BlueSkyJaunte 09-24-2009 08:53 AM

Honestly, I hope Laumer at least gets some credit.

cmccuist 09-24-2009 09:28 AM

I liked it the first time they made it back in the 60's!

Harry Mudd had a nice little world going there until Captain Kirk came along and wrecked it!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1253813269.jpg

sammyg2 09-24-2009 11:29 AM

Quote:

Would You Hit It?
I think I just did ........

techweenie 09-24-2009 04:52 PM

Might just make the ideal plaything. I see a place there to attach a beer bottle holder on the 'spine.'

RWebb 09-24-2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by techweenie (Post 4916935)
Might just make the ideal plaything. I see a place there to attach a beer bottle holder on the 'spine.'

Best Comment of the Month Award!


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