I love Cheetos!!

[Oh Haha]

Man, I have GOT to get a life.

I have been on a Cheetos Crunchy kick as of late. Wifey went to the grocery store tonight and I no sooner put the goodies on top of the fridge and I was ripping into the Cheetos.


Yup, you guessed it. Right up stairs to check Pelican, in case something happened while I was out.







Great, now the keyboard is orange and I'm out of Cheetos. I don't even like cheese.

[Gogar]

Try "screamin' hot lime". If you like crap on chips/cheetos, they're pretty awesome.

[on2wheels52]

Cheetos
There's a memory from the past. In the mid '70 I had a state job where I was on the road four nights a week with per diem. Instead of going out for supper I usually stayed in the motel with cheetos, a beer or two, and something you couldn't get at a store. Would turn in what was allowed for food expense (only had to turn in motel receipts) and pocketed the rest.
I don't think I've had a cheeto since.
Jim

[billwagnon]

You can get anything, at the right store.

[billwagnon]

Try the jalapeno Cheetos!

[bell]

i just picked up the spicy hot ones and they're GGReat

[MattKellett]

Yeah I love the Flamin' Hot ones, but if you eat a whole bag you can get flaming ass!!

Right now I'm into the natural (lol) white cheese cheetos.

[WilsonTC]

Originally Posted by MattKellett

Right now I'm into the natural (lol) white cheese cheetos.

Yeah, they're made with organic calcium propionate, sodium nitrate, sodium nitrite, sulfites (sulfur dioxide, sodium bisulfite, potassium hydrogen sulfite, etc.) and disodium EDTA...

[Evans, Marv]

I've had a weak spot for them too for about the past year. I tried some someone else had & that is where I made my mistake. I'll have to try the white cheese ones.

[M.D. Holloway]

I was at the Frito Lay factory last year where they make them. It is the coolest thing. The paste is put through an extruder (just like a plastic extruder), foamed up and cooked then cut and tumbled to coat them as well as round them off. Hundreds of pounds of Cheetos processed in a day. Its pretty cool stuff - they taste great coming off the line as well.

[widebody911]

I used to like cheetos - the standard puffed cheese variety - but they have apparently 're-designed' them into these jumbo cheetos, which decreases the cheese to puff ratio. Long story short: they taste like packing peanuts now.

[chrisf]

[dhoward]

Has to be posted:

There's this guy and one day, when he pissing, he notices that his penis is orange. He goes, "What the hell?" and he went to the doctor the next day. "Doc, why's my penis orange?" he asks. The doctor goes, "Hmm. Never seen anything like it. Here, take a couple of these pills and come back here tomorrow."
So the guy takes the pills back home and uses it that night. The next day, he goes back to the doctor and the stuff doesn't do anything. So, the doctor gives him some stronger stuff and tells him to come back the next day. He takes it home and the next day, his penis is still orange. He goes back to the doctor and he gives him the strongest stuff they have. You know, he'll be out for twelve hours and he can't eat or drink anything during that time, etc. He comes back a couple days later and his penis is still orange.

The doctor goes, "Damn. What's going on? What kind of sex have you been having?"

The guy goes, "Well, actually, I haven't gotten any in a long time."

So the doctor thinks a little bit and asks, "Well, what'd you do last night?"

The guy says, "Um, I was looking at some pornos and eating some Cheetoes."

[berettafan]

There was a bit on bob and tom...forget who the group was. anyways it was a jingle that went..."if you wanna make your daddy parts orange, eat some cheetos and watch some porn"

[Looking_for_911]

OK, they aren't made by Frito-Lay, so I suppose they aren't technically Cheetos, but I love the Tom's brand of cheese puffs.
They are a different texture, to be sure, and to me the taste is better.
Not sure how far out their distribution goes but in the Southeast they're plentiful.
They also make some great snack crackers!

[austin552]

Guys, go wash your hands!

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by MattKellett

Yeah I love the Flamin' Hot ones, but if you eat a whole bag you can get flaming ass!!

Right now I'm into the natural (lol) white cheese cheetos.

the dread ring of fire

bacon wrapped, cream cheese stuffed jalapenos will do that to you too

cheetos are nasty to me, even the mucho caliente style, and I am a sucker for hot and spicy.

[looneybin]

gotta love that mexican heartburn

[MattKellett]

So last night I had some Chester's Fries - Flamin' style - love 'em mmmmm yum yum

I just can't stop eating these Flamin' flavored snacks, even though every time I get burning ring I vow never to buy again !

[Joe Ricard]

Into a bag of cracklins. Real stuff that comes in a paper bag grease still dripping off em. Most have some meat on them.

MMMMM Now that's good eatin's