Woman Steals Beer

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[strupgolf]

Looks like the kid from " Little Rascals"

[porsche4life]

Toothpick down a mineshaft?

[Looking_for_911]

OK, this is gross as all get out, but....
When I was a kid in high school I had a job working at Winn-Dixie. For you Northern and great Far West people that's a grocery store chain.
One day the butcher called a couple of us stock boys to the meat department to witness one of the most amazing things I'd ever seen.
There was a lady, I suppose you could call her that, at the meat counter. Through the one-way mirrored window we watched in amazement as she hefted up a whole ham. Thing probably weighed in at 20-25-lbs. and then, after looking left, then right, shinneyed it up her flowered Moo-Moo she was wearing.
Did the words Moo-Moo give you a hint? She would have weighed in at about 380 before the ham... er, snatching.
The woman simply turned and walked right out of the front of the store! One of the other guys said, "Hey, we need to stop her."
The grisly old butcher said, "He11, I don't want that Dammm Hammm back!"

[Teutonics]

I used to work retail managing an electronics (TV's, VCR's, stereos, etc.) department. Once we had an oversized female (I won't call her a "lady") steal a 13" TV by putting it between her legs.

[924slover]

best one i saw was at the auto parts store they had an old woman go to the shelf and pick up a can of fix a flat and the approach the counter to return it and when we refused to give her, her money back because she didn't have a receipt she got in a huff and said well then ill take my stuff and leave and walked out with it.

[Brian 162]

That gives the term skunky beer a whole new meaning.