I want to build a time machine
 

Not too picky, I want to go back 20 to 25 years. So, who here has the plans?

Thanks in advance.

first, get one of these.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1252979035.jpg

I think Motor Meister sells em.
Not sure where you'll end up though, but pretty sure you won't make it back.

I ordered the flux capacitor off ebay earlier today...

Now that is funny

Just send me one billion dollars. The second the deposit has cleared I will start developing it. I will come back to right now and tell you how to pickup your machine.

....the time masheen cost like 20 billion.........But I like money though

It will not be available in my lifetime. If it were I would have come back to tell myself several things in addition to the existence of a time machine.

I'll drive you over...

http://www.reverseshot.com/files/ima...idiocracy2.gif

Get a Mac - Time Machine is standard in OS X

ok....let me draw you a map.......

I put instant coffee in the microwave . . . and went back in time.

you can borrow mine if you want

Obviously it will never be possible, or someone from the future would have come back already to change the last election......

I got zapped forward by clicking on this thread.

It is impossible - if it could be made it would have been and we would have someone/thing from the future (1 minute, 1 year, 1 deacde, 1 millions years into the future) visit us. They haven't nor can they.

The only way to change the past to to re-write it...

Oh...how do you know that they haven't? Would we know? Even if Mr. Future Man was walking through Central Park, would anyone around even notice?

Of course, he'd be wearing chrome. In the future everything is chrome.

Been done.... If you go back, pick me up some BMX bikes & parts from the 70s:D

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread60003/pg1

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That's wicked!!


I mean the part where there's some website telling us all of the above top secret secrets.

Sure......you could tell from the brondo pants and the jaws 17 t-shirt :D

they already have been visiting us from the future, where do you think those little grey aliens are from.
now excuse me, i need to adjust my tin foil hat

OK, you somehow have to create a fold in the fabric of space/time, i think it has to do with relativity. the angle of impact would dictate which way the fold occurs and then which direction you would go relative to the time you see now.

I know a few things I would do different of I could go back in time...

what tabs, you can't help me help the dude out
all he wants to do is do something different

If you want to go back in time, I suggest you get a bottle of Jim Beam, and drink until you are four years old...

Daniel give me a bottle and I will tell you how that works. I suspect I wont be able to change anything however.