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Octopus proved highly inteligent

Is that a blue ring?

Man, if that thing clamped down with it's beak, she'd be hurtin'.

There are some Japanese somewhere right now, looking at that photo doing bad things to themselves.

http://marvin.hb0da.org/~beavis/arch...s/tentacle.jpg

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/game...52059_main.jpg

There is actually some really, really old Japanese octopus rape "art", ukiyo-e, but it's too graphic for this forum.

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Tentacled creatures have appeared in Japanese erotica long before animated pornography appeared; among the most famous of the early instances (and perhaps the first) is a Hokusai woodcut called The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, depicting a woman entwined and sexually molested by a pair of octopuses.

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Originally Posted by masraum (Post 4949486)

There is actually some really, really old Japanese octopus rape "art", ukiyo-e, but it's too graphic for this forum.

Thank God for that!

The chick in the first post in this thread is just flat out insanely hot.

That is one of the hottest women alive. Or I am just really bored at work.

didnt they have an octopus "incident" mentioned in that DOORS book? hooker, bathtub, octopus...etc.

She's yummy, but I wouldn't put her in any sort of all time top 5 or anything.

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Originally Posted by masraum (Post 4950205)

She's yummy, but I wouldn't put her in any sort of all time top 5 or anything.

Agree.

I'd still trip over myself trying to get her in bed though...

One does not need to be all time top 5 to be insanely freaking hot, which the girl in the first post is. Young too...probably not even 20.

Sigh... :)

Bout my age... Send her over. I need to inspect to make sure that octopus didnt do any damage....

Trust me... I'm an Eagle scout :D

20? If that girl is 14 I would be surprised - still pretty freaky though...

She looks 18ish to me. That's my story, and i'm sticking to it!

That woman obviously doesn't know much about octopusses. Or is it octopi? :eek:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1255456818.jpg

...although the octopus does not have any teeth in the standard sense, it has several other just as effective methods of cracking into crustaceans and mollusks. The octopus has a veritable Swiss Army knife of tools located inside its mouth to pry open the shells it can't open with its tentacles. Directly inside its mouth, it has a hard retractable beak similar to a parrot's. This beak is useful for breaking open clam shells and tearing apart flesh. Next to the beak is the radula, a barbed tongue the octopus uses to scrape an animal out of its shell once the shell is opened. And if these tools don't do the trick, it also has a tooth-covered organ called the salivary papilla that it can use to drill into shells. The papilla's bodily secretion also erodes the shell and then weakens the prey so it can be consumed.

One of the octopus's preferred methods for capturing prey while swimming is to envelop it in the web of skin between its tentacles, as though capturing it with a net. Then it devours the prey with its beak.

HowStuffWorks "Octopus Behavior"

Dude, no octopus would ever bite a piece of ass that hot. Be serious. ;)

Uh huh. You know it would. :D

OK, i would too. But only if she begged....

LOL!