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Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations, We will travel every nation, With my plastic Jesus I'll go far. Alright! Keep it going who's got the next verse ? |
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Paul Newman sang that one in a movie, IIRC
"I don't care when things get scary because I have the virgin mary sittin' on the dashboard of my car"
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) Last edited by pwd72s; 10-20-2009 at 11:08 PM.. |
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My lord....!
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When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say "damn" I can let all my curses roll Plastic Jesus doesn't hear 'Cause he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic saved my soul Jim
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I can drive a hundred miles an hour
long as I got the almighty power right up there by my pair of fuzzy dice
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______________________________ Dave 1969 911T Coupe 1972 911E Targa |
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haha...what a great classic !!
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Jolly good stuff, slakjaw!
Perfect for a Wednesday morning.
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Imus used to sing that on AM radio - back when he was doing drugs and was funny.
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If I weave around at night
And policemen think I'm tight They never find my bottle, though they ask Plastic Jesus shelters me For His head comes off, you see He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask
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Cool Hand Luke sang like this when he heard his mother died:
I don't care if it rains or freezes, 'Cause I got a plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Comes in colors pink and pleasant Glows in the dark 'cause it's irridescent Take it with you when you travel far Get yourself a sweet madonna Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a Pedestal of abalone shell Goining 95 aint scary 'Cause I got the Virgin Mary Assuring me that I won't go to hell
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