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the future Mrs. Varmint
Hello There,
In-house Bunny looking for fun and excitement in lonely place. I am an ambitious, athletic type measuring, 36 - 29 - 34. I am 145 pounds, 5' 10" tall with legs to die for. I have golden blonde hair, beautiful deep blue eyes and a body with features that resemble a Barbie doll  I like basketball, football, rock music and dirty jobs! I am an A - B college student working towards a degree. I also enjoy dancing, outdoor recreation, reading, writing and drawing and just living life. I have a quick witted personality and being a small town preacher's daughter, I value intellectual minds, honesty, loyalty, humor and class. I am looking for someone that has similar values. If this is you, write me I'll be waiting!!!  but wait, there's a catch.... Interested-Participant
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LOL, you sure can pick em!
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Location: The Golden State
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Conjugal visits?
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Legs to die for??? Meaning she'll strangle you with them, and when you're dead, she'll put one leg in your rectum and wear you like a boot....
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10-19-2009, 08:43 PM
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Spokane WA
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JERRY: You asked her out?
GEORGE: Well...not "out." She's in prison. JERRY: How could you ask her out? GEORGE: Why not? JERRY: I remember when you wouldn't date that girl who lived in Queens because you didn't want to go over the bridge! GEORGE: That was different! JERRY: I'll say. GEORGE: Jerry, I like being with her. Plus, I know where she is all the time. I have relatively no competition. And you know how you live in fear of the pop-in? JERRY (shudders): The pop-in. GEORGE: Yeah, no pop-in, no "in the neighborhood," no "I saw your light was on." And the best part is, if things go really well... JERRY: Conjugal visit? GEORGE (giddy): Don't jinx it! KRAMER: Hey. What's up? JERRY: George is dating a convict.
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What a sad story. But using meth since the age of 11? Where TF were her parents? The kid never had a chance.
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Back in the saddle again
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Central TX west of Houston
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This must be the post meth look
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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"In November, Joanna Plants was accused of attacking a fellow inmate at the Churchill County jail, beating her. Charges are pending but inconsequential given her other problems."
Sounds like a really nice girl... Hmmm, believe that I will pass. Considering that she will be eligible for parole in 2027... She will be well adjusted to "prison life" by that time.
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10-20-2009, 10:16 AM
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Look at the bright side....
If she smokes, she pokes....
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Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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When it comes to attractive women, you have to ask yourself:
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Same thing could be said about saving money on car maintenance...
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10-20-2009, 10:42 AM
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Band.
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10-20-2009, 10:48 AM
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That's the perfect thing for me, if she nags, i simply turn on a mail rule IF from xxx@xx THEN move to "trash" and empty trash...
+ She can't run off Hell yeah!
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Still Doin Time
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Nokesville, Va.
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I'll buy her some Proactive as a wedding gift.................
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