How does Godzilla go potty?
 

Ok, so my 6YO son has been watching clips of the original Godzilla movies. Tonight we found a great toy of the original, which he bought with his own money.(:D Yayyyy!!)

On the way home he states "Dad, Godzilla doesn't have a pee-pee so how does he go potty?"

Obviously, this was pretty funny but I tried to keep cool. I told him that he probably just goes when he is the ocean so that nobody see his pee-pee.

Good answer, huh?

Good enough for a 6y.o. :D

he doesnt...why do you think he is always so pissed off?

When the modern Godzilla movie came out (95ish?), I was living in Chicago. Just down the street from my apartment was a railroad bridge that crossed the street (Ashland Ave in Bucktown, just north of North Ave). There was a large advertising sign on the bridge, and an ad was put up that said, "His foot is as long as this bridge". Someone got up there, and changed it to read, "His dick is as long as this bridge". It was really high quality work, and it stayed up there for almost a month. Still makes me chuckle to this day.

I can understand your child's confusion. However, you should explain to your son that Godzilla, as a member of the reptilia class, does urinate like any other animal, but does not have an externally visible penis.

I had a college dormmate (see, more incorporating your college dorm question) sagely tell me once: Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.



I had a nephew (must have been around 5 at the time) who was playing with superhero action figures. I heard his Batman ask Spiderman: How do you eat? You have no mouth.