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Hi Sir,

How are you. I make a new bollywood movie and I want a actor. If r u interested please reply me immediately.

Regards
Dany

Well you are a damn good looking man, and I can definitely picture you doing the Baliwood dancing and singing.

As a matter of fact, didn't you do a lot of the choreography for this video?

YouTube - Benny Lava Rocking (youtube is blocked at work, so I can't embed)

Back in my Bolloywood Porn-Star days

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1257779545.jpg

I guess they found me

benny lava rocking, that ***** breaks me up. I'm not sure I can work the rest of the day. You go James, get your benny lava rocking.
You look more of the part of the british colony commander for a bollywood production.

Yeah, I needed the "ice-cream man" hat for the full effect.

Yep, that photo is 21 years old...It was a fun 6 months in India. Then a not so fun 9 motnhs in Pakistan...