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Racerbvd 11-13-2009 08:59 PM
Thought for the day
 
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

svandamme 11-13-2009 11:25 PM
if only we could just put in another simcard and reset the darn thing every once in a while

Gogar 11-14-2009 12:36 AM
Don't forget the payphone.

svandamme 11-14-2009 12:37 AM
and fees when you want to cancel the contract

red-beard 11-14-2009 01:09 AM
Dang

Rick V 11-14-2009 01:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 5010184)
Don't forget the payphone.
Aren't they all payphones?:rolleyes:

red-beard 11-14-2009 01:20 AM
Not the Obama phone....

masraum 11-14-2009 04:49 AM
Here's one I heard recently.
What do women and math have in common?

If the answer is under 18, you do them in your head.

scottmandue 11-14-2009 07:35 AM
Why are women bad at math?

Because their whole life they have been told "this is six inches"

Jim Bremner 11-14-2009 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by masraum (Post 5010324)
Here's one I heard recently.
What do women and math have in common?

If the answer is under 18, you do them in your head.
MY EX WIFE!!! is married to one of those creeps that have met Chris Hansen!!

I would love to spray paint this on his driveway.

masraum 11-14-2009 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Bremner (Post 5010723)
MY EX WIFE!!! is married to one of those creeps that have met Chris Hansen!!

I would love to spray paint this on his driveway.
Holy crap, I can't imagine that. Just messed up.


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