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"Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines"
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http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1258345286.jpg 1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til noon. AND.. the best for last! 10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up. |
:confused: What's so funny? Those are some of my best lines...
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Best line I heard: Well if you won't do that, I guess a blow-job is out of the question?
I actually tried that years ago - Didn't get very far that night......... |
You forgot: "Boy, for a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much." (Chicks love to be complimented)
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Best one used on me: Nice boots wanna *****.
I turned 5 shades of red. |
No telling where I would be today if I had those zingers 40 years ago!
and my favorite: 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. |
LOL, one time many, many years ago a nice looking young lady was standing next to me at a night club, and yes I was three sheets to the wind.
In her attempt at small talk she asked me what cologne I was wearing. I said "it's called come to me." I leaned over towards her and said "Does it smell like come to you?" She didn't slap me but she was obviously disgusted and lost interest. BTW, I didn't make up that little gem, I was just the dummy who repeated it. |
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Now the craziest pick up line used on me, honest to God, was a cute little black girl walked up to me and asked Quote:
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Men have a hard time saying no. |
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