C'mon guys where are all the Tiger jokes

[hook682]

Its been going on a week now. Surely there must be some Tiger jokes out there.....so post em.

[s_morrison57]

This is the first time Tiger has driven less than 250 yards.

[VINMAN]

Tiger has changed his name to "Cheetah"....

[masraum]

Received in an email.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.


Top 10 Tiger Woods jokes on the web –


One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife –

Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards –

Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open –

Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing –

Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron –

Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards –

Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract –

Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though –

Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars, now he has a hole in one -

Tiger drives his Escalade... hits a tree... hits a fire hydrant... goes airborne and lands on a stranger's front lawn. So Is Tiger on the green in two?

His wife accused him of having an affair. Tiger said he was just playing a provisional.

Finally Tiger has found an unplayable lie!

It's nothing serious, just a publicity stunt for his new DVD release "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"

The tree was unavailable for comment -

That'll teach him to play a round -

Tiger got a birdie... wrong hole though -

Someone asked Elin why it took 7 swings to smash the car. She responded, "Well... Fine... put me down for a 4."

His wife had just hit a five iron, and was about to mark the ball when the police arrived.

[89911]

You don't even have to write them.

[rcecale]

Fuch a bunch of Tiger Woods. Personally, I'm tired of hearing about it!

Randy

[masraum]

Originally Posted by rcecale

Fuch a bunch of Tiger Woods.

Huh?

[sammyg2]

Apparently he wasn't sleeping after the crash into the tree, he was just waiting for a ruling.

That's what he gets for asking letterman for advice.

[ckissick]

As he was lying on the grass in a daze, he was heard to say, "I'll take a Mulligan."

[David]

I did something I never thought I'd do... I out drove Tiger Woods!

[strupgolf]

"This is natural for Tiger; he was brought up learning to play difficult holes all around the world."

[rcecale]

Originally Posted by masraum

Huh?

It wasn't a "joke" Steve, I was just saying I'm tired of how the media latches on to crap like this and runs and runs and runs with it. I know of nobody who is hanging on the edge of their seat waiting for the next "development", but the way the media puts it, we ALL are.

Wish they would report on some real news for a change...something like Climate-gate. But no, the ignorant masses are force-fed all this garbage disguised as news and are told this is what we "need to know"

Okay, sorry! I went away for a second, but I'm back now...carry on!

Randy