Rant, but short...
 

Can't ANYONE learn the difference between:

Advise: verb meaning to offer verbal/written assistance

Advice: noun meaning the verbal/written assistance offered

Definitions are my own off the top of my head but dammit you know the difference.

Now, do you need to have 'noun' and 'verb' defined ? Look it up... :rolleyes:

Whatever. Up Your's.

It's "you're's"... :D

eye half a spell checker, it's plane two sea...

When I was in the Aston Martin Owner's Club, I got chided for a dangling modifier.

you're spell cheker don't spell good. their useles.. you need to lern to spel buy you'r self

I advise you to effect this advice. It affects us all.

I'd bin adviced by my legul council to temperature my rispons.

Mark

I made that spelling error earlier in a post. Please except my apologies:)

give me a brake.

Where not going to put to put up with there insults.

laughed out loud and woke up the dog.

All funny really, ya clever bastages

They drive their Aston Martins to compensate for their inadequate dangling modifiers.

Wasn't yours I noticed...hell I see it all the time, here and other forums. Just went off I guess. :confused:

A bit homonymophobic, eh?:cool:

I've made that mistake. Wow, I never noticed until you pointed it out.

Thanks.

I've made that mistake. Wow, I never noticed until you pointed it out.

Thanks.

They're is no reason too get upset about this.

I would of run it though spell check

I could care less about it.

There...fixed it for you ;)

only 50% ;):D

Once I responded with 'Celenoid' instead of 'Solonoid'. Just wasn't paying attention, and I got called on it abruptly. It was a mistake,,,I mean, I didn't say 'Solarnoyd' or sumpin'. Doesn't mean I'm stupid. Well, um, disregard that last...............

to many people take grammer for granite.

misspeled words are won of my pet peaves

Eye gess eye ayum own tha lowur eyund ov tha spayulleng spayuctrom theyun ayunt eye%

I posted the same thing a longggg time ago. Still happens, get used to it. People are stupid. And careless.

Ooops...missed that one ! :D

Just how important is spelling if you have a "good mind"? (you'll be able to read this)
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

recently i got an email from a friend. It was a full written paragraph but almost all the words were completely misspelled.

The first and last letters of each word were correct. The wierd thing was you could read and comprehend the complete letter.

ill try to find it.

Something like this?