Ran into a Pelican
 

so i am in traffic court trying to straighten out a bureaucratic (thanks spell check)screw up mess, and I see a seat near the front. I want to be first to talk to the pros. atty. when my name in the alphabet is called, so I jump into a seat near the place where the line is when they call the next letters to be serviced...i mean "served "some justice.

I look to both sides, and the guy on my right seems pleasant enough, so I make a comment about how well the collections are going, and the way the system works. We chat a few minutes, and the guy mentions that his 944 attracts the attention of the police in his bedroom community just outside of KC, and also the HP on his commute into town.

turns out we both have a similar problem, so my experience pays off for 2 pelicanites.

Turns out he's a pelican! What are the chances??

Just don't drive into the ocean after running into a Pelican.

legion, you and I are about as far from an ocean as we can get!