Well, at least try are trying to keep up with the current events...
 

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. WASHINGTON DC.
Email:fbi-federalinvestigationalert@live.com



Attn:


Fedral bureau of investigation (FBI) recently had a meeting with the Bank of America in the person of Mr.Kenneth D. Lewis and his publicist Mr. Donald Charles Miller alongside some officials from the organization regarding your overdue payment which ought to be released to you early 2009. After a random deep pick, you have been certified by our global authorities to become a beneficiary to receive the sum of 5,000,000.00 (Five Million Dollars) allocated to you from American gorverment in order to eradicate poverty and the ongoing Global financial crises.

Bank of America will be in charge of initiating transfer of your fund when your file has been forwarded to their office. You are further advised to contact immediately the office of Bank Of America with the below information's accordingly:

Name: Mr. Donald Miller (Financial Secretary)
Office Address: Bank Of America
257 Essex Street - 1.72 miles
Lawrence, MA 01840
E-mail: bofa.america@gmail.com
Tel: (+1) 5403183076
Fax: (+1) 5423163912

FBI is monitoring the services of Bank of America with due process of law and order as the paying bank of your inheritance; we assure you that this inheritance awarded to you is free from any irregularities and it is completely risk free.

Thank you very much for anticipated Co-operation.

Best regards

Paul V. Letterman
Head of Operations
Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI)

haha

BofA at Gmail

Start spending the money! This is as good as gold!

Man, that's just not fair. I'm never on the receiving end of any of this stimulus/bail out stuff.