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You know Ur getting old when,,,,,,,,,
,,,When Ur watching the Monterey Historic Races on Speed TV (because even though I was supposed to go this year I had to cancel..grrrr), and they highlight a 962 that raced in 1985. So I'm thinkin', 1985, That's not even close to an historic vehicle. Then I counted on my toes and fingers, and ran out of digits. Geeeees, that car raced 25 years ago. Sadly, I AM getting old. :(
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Thats older than me. ;)
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My 85 928 S is the newer Porsche...
The 93 Miata LE is my ''new'' sports car. They say 40 is the old age of youth, but 50 is the youth of old age. Kinda makes sense once you get there... |
Last week, I'm sitting at a bar and a blond in her 30s sits next to me, then a guys comes up and ask her
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You know you're getting older when you plan trips to places where they have lots of bathrooms.
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Be careful counting, I was arrested for counting to 21 once
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When you sit down to take dump. Moments pass, you feel something cold, and realize your balls are in the water.
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When you best pick-up line in a bar is: I can get Viagra with no co-pay......
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Now that was Frickin Funny! Was reading along not expecting the punch line, too funny, thanks. Seriously though, you know you're getting old when the hot 20 year old girls jumping all around this place are too young! ha, ha. (Unless your Joe of course) |
When you line up for a bicycle race....with the CHILDREN of people you used to race with...
Good news is that those kids and I are in different race categories (by age) - LOL! The bad news is that alot of the "masters" I have to race with are damn fast! angela |
You know you're old when...
At first you forget to zip up after taking a leak. A few years later you forget to zip down...
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You know you're getting OLD when
The girl you're dating was in diapers when you graduated from High School. You know you're getting OLDER when It causes you concern. You know you're getting REALLY OLD when You wouldn't have it any other way. |
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You know you're getting old when you second look the mother instead of the daughter.
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You know you're getting old when you don't mind getting clothes for Christmas.
Jim |
shee-it I'll bet I have clothing thats older than most of you!
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You know you're getting old when they trim your eye brows along with the hair cut.
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You know you're getting old when what you once used to do all night, now takes all night to do once!
Randy |
You know you're getting old when you have co-workers who are younger than your kids.
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