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Westy 01-03-2010 10:00 AM

You know Ur getting old when,,,,,,,,,
 
,,,When Ur watching the Monterey Historic Races on Speed TV (because even though I was supposed to go this year I had to cancel..grrrr), and they highlight a 962 that raced in 1985. So I'm thinkin', 1985, That's not even close to an historic vehicle. Then I counted on my toes and fingers, and ran out of digits. Geeeees, that car raced 25 years ago. Sadly, I AM getting old. :(

porsche4life 01-03-2010 10:04 AM

Thats older than me. ;)

DanielDudley 01-03-2010 10:46 AM

My 85 928 S is the newer Porsche...

The 93 Miata LE is my ''new'' sports car.

They say 40 is the old age of youth, but 50 is the youth of old age. Kinda makes sense once you get there...

Racerbvd 01-03-2010 12:04 PM

Last week, I'm sitting at a bar and a blond in her 30s sits next to me, then a guys comes up and ask her
Quote:

Are you with the Old Guy
:(

cantdrv55 01-03-2010 12:32 PM

You know you're getting older when you plan trips to places where they have lots of bathrooms.

Rick V 01-03-2010 12:40 PM

Be careful counting, I was arrested for counting to 21 once

dtw 01-03-2010 01:31 PM

When you sit down to take dump. Moments pass, you feel something cold, and realize your balls are in the water.

LakeCleElum 01-03-2010 01:50 PM

When you best pick-up line in a bar is: I can get Viagra with no co-pay......

911Rob 01-03-2010 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtw (Post 5104183)
When you sit down to take dump. Moments pass, you feel something cold, and realize your balls are in the water.

LOL
Now that was Frickin Funny!

Was reading along not expecting the punch line, too funny, thanks.


Seriously though, you know you're getting old when the hot 20 year old girls jumping all around this place are too young! ha, ha. (Unless your Joe of course)

Laneco 01-03-2010 04:06 PM

When you line up for a bicycle race....with the CHILDREN of people you used to race with...

Good news is that those kids and I are in different race categories (by age) - LOL! The bad news is that alot of the "masters" I have to race with are damn fast!

angela

Dixie 01-03-2010 04:23 PM

You know you're old when...
 
At first you forget to zip up after taking a leak. A few years later you forget to zip down...

Gogar 01-03-2010 04:43 PM

You know you're getting OLD when

The girl you're dating was in diapers when you graduated from High School.

You know you're getting OLDER when

It causes you concern.

You know you're getting REALLY OLD when

You wouldn't have it any other way.

Racerbvd 01-03-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtw (Post 5104183)
When you sit down to take dump. Moments pass, you feel something cold, and realize your balls are in the water.

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Evans, Marv 01-03-2010 09:37 PM

You know you're getting old when you second look the mother instead of the daughter.

on2wheels52 01-04-2010 03:23 AM

You know you're getting old when you don't mind getting clothes for Christmas.
Jim

flatbutt 01-04-2010 04:34 AM

shee-it I'll bet I have clothing thats older than most of you!

Hendog 01-04-2010 07:23 AM

You know you're getting old when they trim your eye brows along with the hair cut.

rcecale 01-04-2010 07:39 AM

You know you're getting old when what you once used to do all night, now takes all night to do once!

Randy

Hugh R 01-04-2010 07:43 AM

You know you're getting old when you have co-workers who are younger than your kids.

Racerbvd 01-05-2010 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hendog (Post 5105577)
You know you're getting old when they trim your eye brows along with the hair cut.

Don't forget your the hair in your ears:rolleyes:


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