Too much computer in daily life?
 

So I learned last night that there's a little too much computer in our lives. They've become too worked in to everyday fabric.

I'm giving my girl a light massage on her shoulder shen she says "Scroll down....":confused::D

"Scroll down" You're kidding? That's whacked! :eek:

F5

Just make sure you don't pipe anything into devnull...she might not like that.

Better than an input error.

Best post in a long while!

I wanna scroll down on you baby...don' gimme that blue screen look - gonna reboot yo' ass!

How's your hard drive?

Can always hit "DELETE" and head to the TITTY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been up and running for 6 hours! I'm supposed to call somebody, right? Having a memory problem, very ankshus! Bernouilli? He crashed back in the 18th century. Billy Gates? Yeah, right!

Oh wait - it's taking a dump (that's helped in the past).

Any girl i would date would not even use such a term. :)

Got rid of WifeOS 1.0 and got girlfriendOS 5.0 ... needless to say but my machine is running much better. I also installed nagblock 2.0 and it's amazing how fast the shut down times are getting. Obviously, my filtering setup is getting better :D

Most women like to have their 'mouse' rolled all about and double-right-clicked occasionally.

Try to go for three days without looking at some sort of display screen - computer, TV, cell phone, etc. Bet you can't do it.

We've become a society made hopelessly stupid and dependent on the CRT screen (and its newer, LCD versions). Very phony existences we live.