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M.D. Holloway 02-02-2010 06:59 AM

Dad, Whats a Vibrator?
 
The boys have been talk'n.

While watching the History Channel last night our Son (almost 11) asked me "Dad, whats a vibrator?"

This is right up there with one of the more sensitive questions. I don't want to shrug off his questions yet I also don't want to provide him an answer that will be inappropriate. We have had 'the talk' about reproduction, anatomy, the sex act and orgasms - all done so in a straight forward, non-silly way that was no different than when I thought him how a combustion engine works.

"What do you mean?" I asked for more clarification. Maybe he meant that old fashion belt vibrators that were used in the 50's to shake the fat off your rump.

"We were talking at school and Johnathan said a vibrator was a fake penis. Why would you need a fake penis? Why would it vibrate?"

"OK, now I understand your question. Well, remember our talk awhile ago on how when men and women have sex that sometimes one or both have an orgasm?"

"Ya, the man pee's sperms and the women squeezes her...what is that called again? The hole part?"

"The vagina." I answer

"Thats the hole? I thought that was the entire thing?" He asks.

"The entire region down there is called the genitalia, the birth canal is the vagina but for simplicity you can refer to the complete unit as the vagina."

"OK so what does that have to do with a vibrator?" He asks.

"Sometimes women will look to have an orgasm with out having sex. Sometimes they use their hand to make them selves feel good while other times some women will use a vibrator that can be but not always shaped like a penis. It vibrates and they can quickly have an orgasm."

"And they touch that spot you told me about before and then it happens?"

"Yup most of the time. Keep in mind it is a very personal thing and should never be discussed with a girl until you are married to her."

"Wow...thats pretty cool. Turn the channel, lets watch MythBusters."

"Sounds good."


I know that at this age kids are curious. I don't want to provide mis-information yet I also don't want him to 'experiment'. You can't fight nature but you can try to postpone it...


I wonder if I did the right thing???

911Freak 02-02-2010 07:05 AM

I've got to hand it to you Lubby....You're doing a great job with that boy! Seems like he is developing into a level headed, intelligent and confident young guy.



BTW-
I'm saving a lot of these gems of yours for my sons questions, and he isn't even born yet!

Nicely done

legion 02-02-2010 07:11 AM

"That, along with alcohol, is what mommy uses to replace daddy."

targa911S 02-02-2010 07:13 AM

Legion you owe me a keyboard now! Coffee everywhere.

lane912 02-02-2010 07:34 AM

next, "dad whats a butt plug?"
"dad what is pegging?"
"dad what is scat play?"

Dueller 02-02-2010 07:41 AM

"It's a BOB, son...battery operated boyfriend.":eek:

vash 02-02-2010 08:05 AM

it is used to consolidate concrete around rebar..

mikester 02-02-2010 08:46 AM

"Dad, What is teabagging?"

porsche4life 02-02-2010 09:10 AM

Relevant? I think so... :D
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McLovin 02-02-2010 09:12 AM

What, you didn't call your wife in the room and give your son a visual demonstration?

I'm disappointed with you this time.

williecoyote 02-02-2010 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 5161121)
it is used to consolidate concrete around rebar..

No, that's a "Bull Dick."

emcon5 02-02-2010 11:47 AM

"Dad, what is personal lubricant?"

DonDavis 02-02-2010 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5160996)
I wonder if I did the right thing???

I think you did. My son is 10 and we've had some very similar discussions within the last week. Not quite as "in depth", though. We haven't gotten to masturbation but I'm sure it's coming.

heh, heh ;)

herr_oberst 02-02-2010 02:44 PM

"Dad, I heard sis say she got a rabbit - if she can have a rabbit can I have a puppy?"

ossiblue 02-02-2010 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDavis (Post 5161495)
I think you did. My son is 10 and we've had some very similar discussions within the last week. Not quite as "in depth", though. We haven't gotten to masturbation but I'm sure it's coming.

heh, heh ;)

DonDavis, with those last two sentences you've just won the crown for Master of the Double Entendre!:D

vwbobd 02-02-2010 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDavis (Post 5161495)
I think you did. My son is 10 and we've had some very similar discussions within the last week. Not quite as "in depth", though. We haven't gotten to masturbation but I'm sure it's coming.heh, heh ;)

Now this made me spit water all over the place :D

red-beard 02-02-2010 06:40 PM

Dad? What's a "Dirty Sanchez" ?

legion 02-02-2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5162207)
Dad? What's a "Dirty Sanchez" ?

It's a dance, popular on Krypton:

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M.D. Holloway 02-05-2010 05:47 AM

I know another freelance writer here in Dallas, here is an article she wrote for Fox.com on a local store with a great selection...

Fox on Sex: Walgreens as a Sex Shop? - Sex | Erectile Dysfunction | Sexual Health - FOXNews.com

red-beard 02-05-2010 05:54 AM

Those toys are illegal in Texas...


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