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GH85Carrera 02-15-2010 10:25 AM

Another disorder ?
 
Lost the remote control and can't be bothered to get up to change the channel on the TV? Don't worry, you're not lazy, you simply have sluggish cognitive tempo disorder.


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What a Crock of fecal matter.

TechnoViking 02-15-2010 10:37 AM

I'd be willing to bet there are already some drugs out there that can be used for that. They just need a disease to "cure" and all is good.

Jim Richards 02-15-2010 10:40 AM

Is there a disorder for being sick of BS disorders?

Rikao4 02-15-2010 10:51 AM

and who gets the blame for this one..
parents..nah overused already
air..maybe
can't have a condition..
unless we can blame something / someone..

Rika

DARISC 02-15-2010 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 5186534)
Is there a disorder for being sick of BS disorders?

Yeah, but it's another BS disorder.

Jim Richards 02-15-2010 10:59 AM

That's BS man!





:)

GH85Carrera 02-15-2010 11:05 AM

But it's not my fault I have a disorder. Can I get a handicap parking permit?

DARISC 02-15-2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 5186600)
But it's not my fault I have a disorder. Can I get a handicap parking permit?

NO!

The very fact that you admit to having a disorder reveals that you also have an admitting to having a disorder disorder, which in almost every case indicates that you have other disorders as well.

Contrary to popsyche belief, there are no real cures for disorders, only management of them. And to do that, you must first evaluate and deal with them in the order of their impairment factor.

So, until you reorder your disorders,

NO HANDICAP PARKING PERMIT FOR YOU! :mad:

onewhippedpuppy 02-15-2010 11:54 AM

Combine that with restless leg syndrome and you'll be one mixed up SOB.

DARISC 02-15-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 5186704)
Combine that with restless leg syndrome and you'll be one mixed up SOB.

Pity those with the even worse restless leg / listless middle leg syndrome! :eek:

drcoastline 02-15-2010 01:40 PM

I have a disorder? You have a disorder! This whole world is in disorder!

HardDrive 02-15-2010 02:03 PM

Bollocks.

DARISC 02-15-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HardDrive (Post 5186936)
Bollocks.

That's totally uncalled for. You're being disorderly.


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