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varmint 02-17-2010 09:57 AM

really long leash and a shock collar. he could become a low tech mine sweeper.

Rick Lee 02-17-2010 09:59 AM

No, he's too valuable an intel source. The best would if we could inject him with a chip and then "let" him escape, track him and scoop up some more or take them out. I'm all for getting medieval on his ass, but there are larger issues here than revenge.

pwd72s 02-17-2010 11:28 AM

Turn him loose. Central Park, NYC, nighttime. Publicize the event well ahead of time. Of course, only after we glean all useful info.

looneybin 02-17-2010 11:28 AM

into a wood chipper with a pig, but that would be too cruel to the pig

kach22i 02-17-2010 11:45 AM

All this standing around in a circle and sharing juvenal homicidal fantasies is making me nervous.

Back to reality.................................

The USA is not in possession of this prisoner, we (our government) have not even officially admitted he was caught earlier this month.

wdfifteen 02-17-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fingpilot (Post 5189885)
First off, no Taliban / AlQuieda 'leader' knows too much about anything more than his limited scope of operations. They learned LONG ago that if no one knows too much, no one capture / death can hurt their C3 structure.

If we wanted to look incredibly stupid in the world, all we'd have to do is capture one of these guys, then have the White House (no military source would be so naive) release the fact that the captured leader is 'talking'.......

Oh, wait.

They already did that.

According to Dick Cheney several of them have talked. Cheney says their info saved the city of Los Angeles from Armageddon and prevented many attacks, saved many lives.

wdfifteen 02-17-2010 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kach22i (Post 5190605)
All this standing around in a circle and sharing juvenal homicidal fantasies is making me nervous.

Back to reality.................................

The USA is not in possession of this prisoner, we (our government) have not even officially admitted he was caught earlier this month.

We would probably have a better chance of actually getting our hands on him if Fox "News" had waited until the US actually had possession of him before asking that question.

onewhippedpuppy 02-17-2010 12:41 PM

Bacon, three meals per day, seven days per week, for the rest of his life.

The Gaijin 02-17-2010 12:55 PM

Remember John Candy in the movie Volunteers with Ton Hanks?

These fat bastards would be waving old glory, singing Old Suzanna and asking for more apple pie.. They would have Glenn Beck sounding like some sort of leftist pinko..

vwbobd 02-17-2010 12:59 PM

mke him eat ham, bacon and pork chops every meal, make him wait hand and foot on a pack of dogs, keep his face waxed smooth, never let him wear a head dress or hat, make him wear "emo" type tight jeans and T's and make him jerk off to pictures of his sisters..............Then do a pay per view special and skin him alive and let the audience buy salt packages to throw on him as he is dragged around the crowd. Hey , come to think of it, this probably could also eliminate the deficit by the sale of the tickets and salt :D

svandamme 02-17-2010 01:34 PM

forced labor in a pigfarm, feed em pork, make him wear pork leather shoes, undies, pants...porkhair matrass, porkhair blanket, and when it's all over bury him in a coffin made out of pork bones, in pile of pork slob&dung...

yo allah, cancel them 72 Virgins for whatshisname!

s_morrison57 02-17-2010 01:52 PM

Whats with the 72 virgins? I thought it was only 40?

RWebb 02-17-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 5189880)
He should be squeezed like a lemon for intel. His capture should have been kept a secret for at least a month. Even Pakistan has him, we can track him, in case they let him go, since we're watching the place where he's being held. When he's of no more intel use, I'd execute his family in front him, boil him alive in bacon grease and then bulldoze his house.

maybe it was...

I agree re getting as much info as possible from him (see f'pilots post) and I'm sure they are doing that. I'd bet money the US has plenty of 'access' to him - it appears to have been a joint operation.

Typically, the US guys are the "good guys" who he blabs to after they explain they will have to let the Pakis back in if he doesn't talk...

You aren't likely to hear about what really happens on the news.

svandamme 02-17-2010 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_morrison57 (Post 5190864)
Whats with the 72 virgins? I thought it was only 40?

you are terribly misinformed

Houri - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


know your enemy.

island_dude 02-17-2010 06:55 PM

I find it interesting that there seems to be a perception that a Taliban leader is the same as an Al Queida leader.

Let the Pakistani's keep him. Just having him out of circulation damages their operation.

looneybin 02-18-2010 11:07 AM

who said the 72 virgins are hot, they probably weigh 350 pounds & have hairy armpits (maybe they look like the rain coat thread)

vwbobd 02-18-2010 03:01 PM

Here's one virgin for him:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1266537699.jpg

Noah930 02-18-2010 03:17 PM

Why do people keep posting that picture?!

Aurel 02-18-2010 03:23 PM

Feed him alive to carnivorous pigs. Post on youtube, and promise that all muslim terrorists captured alive will be turned into pig poop :D.


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